Staccatto Toccata
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Maestro MaA Staccatto Toccata, of the Inland Ocean under the Northern Lights of Kingdom Blackspire
”That's right: we're actually an illuminati organization bent on world domination... through wenching."
Flurby Character Biography
Staccatto has spent the bulk of his life either being a rich bard or a poor bard. Really, the difference between the two isn't that big: the food and women are generally more tasteless for poor bards, but it's really all the same in the end. Having spent most of his life in pursuit of coin and cleavage, Staccatto stumbled into the Crimson Sanctum where he played many delightful concerts, made some close friends and ruthlessly ridiculed everyone who wronged him. When he got bored of that, he left for greener pastures (and less chaste women), leaving behind only terrible nicknames and the music of laughter.
... What did you expect? He's a bard. That's what bards do.
Mundane Biography
Andy was introduced to Amtgard in April of 2007 as a senior in high school. He was a common sight at the Crimson Sanctum throughout his senior year and the following summer until he moved to Seattle to attend the University of Washington. He took a year long hiatus while he lived in the dorms, largely due to his inability to get to a park. Now, he regularly plays with the good folk of the Inland Ocean where he takes ruthless beatings from the vastly superior fighters. While he can occasionally be seen at Twig-on-Hill, the Crimson Sanctum, Silver Sun and Siar Geata during the summer months, he considers himself an Inland Ocean fighter who merely visits the Southern lands (much like a wandering bard might).
His most recent pet project has been recruiting members for an order. And an awesome one at that. More details to come.
Notable Accomplishments
- Occasionally writes songs about various people in the Amtgard community. His personal favorite thusfar has been Lalailom the Lusty Wench
- Responsible for updating the heraldry of the Crimson Sanctum after their join with the Kingdom of Dragonspine. Though the actual sketch of the heraldry was done by an friend of his who is an aspiring artist, he spearheaded the initiative to have the heraldry revised, performed the transfer of the original sketch into the vector copy and supervised the creation of the new banner.
- Aided in the creation of Twig-on-Hill, a new Southern California park founded by members of the Crimson Sanctum.
- Competed in the first annual "rap battle" at P-War against Tseng, their duel will resume by the river next year...
Songs Composed by Staccatto
Positions Held / Awards Earned
- Master Bard (Maestro) - September 2010 Northern Lights Coronation
- Champion of the Inland Ocean - March 2010 to July 2010
- Guildmaster of Bards of the Northern Lights Principality - October 2009 to present
- Guildmaster of Monsters of the Northern Lights Principality - October 2009 to March 2010
- Dragonmaster - July 2010 SOCAL (Southern Westmarch) Midreign
- Best in Show (tie) - Feb. 2010 Northern Lights Crown Quals
- (Pro-tem) Chancellor of the Shire of the Crimson Sanctum - July 2008 to September 2008
Belted Family
In March 2009, Squire Skull Headhunter took Staccatto as his man-at-arms, bringing the young bard into Sir Downfall's belted family. In April of 2010, Skull took a squire's position under under Sir Pollux, bringing Staccatto with him.
- Sir Tawnee Darkfalcon
- Sir Nashomi the Lonely Wolf
- Sir M'deth of Benden Weyr
- Sir Hellspawn Soulcrucher
- Sir Delphos Darkheart (Flame 1988, Serpent 1994)
- Sir Ironpaw Lightfoot nav' Nox (Flame 1996, Crown 2004)
- Sir Belgarin_Nav_Nox (Flame 1998, Crown 2000, Sword 2009)
- Squire Calidor
- Sir Stoney Rose (Flame - ????)
- Squire Sygma
- Sir Heydeez Pyros Harkonen (Serpent 2007)
- Squire Armand
- Squire JewishJedi
- Squire Raven A Lightshadow
- Sir Belgarin_Nav_Nox (Flame 1998, Crown 2000, Sword 2009)
- Sir Sutra Bahuas (Flame 2012)
- Sir Amren the Tall (Crown 1995, Sword 1998, Flame 2000)
- Sir Pollux Lightchild Penitent (Flame 2004)
- Squire Maraikoh Inactive
- Sir Evan Traginoire
- Sir Dallas Peregrines
- Squire Cherybdis Cheoswirl
- Squire Saben Halfmoon
- Creature at Arms Squid
- Person At Arms Figment
- Squire Ferus
- Dame Anira
- Squire Natasha V
- Man at Arms War Archer
- Man at Arms Yang
- Man at Arms Carnage
- Sir Dallas Peregrines
- Squire Abiliegh Cross
- Woman at Arms Sethra Lavitra
- Woman at Arms Alayne
- Page Sid
- Page Ragnorock
- Squire Chekers
- Squire Modin
- Squire Greywind
- Squire Astalon
- Syr Disciple
- Sir Pollux Lightchild Penitent (Flame 2004)
- Sir Ironpaw Lightfoot nav' Nox (Flame 1996, Crown 2004)
- Sir Delphos Darkheart (Flame 1988, Serpent 1994)
- Sir Hellspawn Soulcrucher
- Sir M'deth of Benden Weyr
- Sir Nashomi the Lonely Wolf
- Ser Godwyn Lanksalot (Sword: 2014)
- Syr Wolfen Del Khahli du Chevalier
- Sir Tosc (Flame: 2011)
- Squire Sebastian of GV
- MaA Mathanial
- Squire Kallador Von Hellscream
- Squire Ciara
- Squire Moose CG deceased
- Squire Lestat Penitent
- Squire Topher
- Squire Bryce
- Squire Kaden
- Squire Boss
- Squire Twitch
- Squire Quick
- Squire Kaden
- MaA Kerwyn
- MaA Kuma the Painted
- Sir Colin Archibald (Serpent 2017)
- Syr Wolfen Del Khahli du Chevalier
- Sir Axgar Erion the Blackhanded (Flame 2010)
- Squire FreeMan
- Squire RAD
- Squire 2.0 (player)
- Page-At-Arms Perralayth Rogest
- Sir Axgar Erion the Blackhanded (Flame 2010)
More Information
The times that I'm happiest being a bard are when I'm off the field. You'll usually see me with a big smile on my face when I'm singing and playing guitar by the campfire at events. That being said, I can come off as a bit of an arrogant jerk. Sorry about that; it's really more of an act than anything. I like to play the bard and, in my head, that tends to include a degree of playful teasing. If it really bothers you, please just talk to me about it. I do have a genuine, profound respect for many, though I usually prefer to express it by giving them a hard time.
I apologize in advance if I take extra swings or hit you in the head. Please don't take it personally. In my head, it's actually a way to be polite: if we can fight in such a way that we always establish a clear victor, then we don't need to slow down the ditch line with discussion. I'm okay with saying "sorry for the late hit" as many times as I need.
Affiliated Groups
- Alliance - Company (Probee)
- Death Dealers - Household
- SPH - Household