We Didn't Make up Amtgard
[03/21/2002] by Randall
(sung to the tune of "We Didn't Start the Fire" by Billy Joel)
Thanos Darkside, Nashomi, / El Paso, and Tawnee
Archer classes, new assassins, / Althings goin' slow
Sir Joelle, Champion, / Ghee's Raiders, desert sun
Healers played, potluck ate, / Le Grue has to go
Relic battles, Morluk, / white weapons made 'em duck
Clan events, Prime Ministers, / Burning Lands formed
Knights, Squires, Andralaine, / pay-for-play on the wane
Doomsday, Warlords, / Amtgard is transformed
We didn't make up Amtgard
We just showed up playing
Don't mind what we're saying
We didn't make up Amtgard
No we didn't make it
But we tried to take it
Aramithris, Corsairs, / Belly dancers, Heimdale stares
Knighthood split up, M'Deth cleaned up, / Doomsday spell kills
Golden Lions, PVC, / Claw Legion, Archery
Barad-duin, people suin', / Emerald hills
Nevron Dreadstar, / Golden Plains, Isacar
Quicksilver, Dragonspine, / Celestial Kingdom next in line
Delphos, voting, Amtgard spread, / joint B.O.D. dead
Saracen, Astrean, / chapters disenfranchised
We didn't make up Amtgard
We just showed up playing
Don't mind what we're saying
We didn't make up Amtgard
No we didn't make it
But we tried to take it
Corsair stabbing, ditching, / Iron Mountains gets a king
Rulebooks, copyright, / Talinor becomes a knight
Jugging, Dawn Patrol, / boy kings on the throne
Solmoriah, Crosser, / Cheshire's making monsters
Shadowvale, Mystic Seas, / Wardancers, Beo leaves
Jetara is Prime Minister, / Egil isn't sinister
Rules revision, fiberglass, / duelist, gypsy, thief class
Oregon, Potato War, / Naes is a warlord
We didn't make up Amtgard
We just showed up playing
Don't mind what we're saying
We didn't make up Amtgard
No we didn't make it
But we tried to take it
Weilok, Chiz, Trinity, / Pegasus Valley
Mad Hatter,Ivar, / Wolfram weds Leviatar
Alaeric, Trent, Harvest War, / Lyvyndyr, Exedor
Phocion, Tristan, Thedro, / Hawkthorne is a no-show
Ironpaw, classy king, / Belkev gets a knighting
F'lar Starfire lost a belt, / Ladyhawke knew how it felt
We didn't make up Amtgard
We just showed up playing
Don't mind what we're saying
We didn't make up Amtgard
No we didn't make it
But we tried to take it
Kurshan, Vision, VSR, / east-coast Amtgard going far
Goldenvale, on-line fight, / Boots becomes a sword knight
Feral, Archon, wafflecam, / zulu spears deserve a slam
BOD of '99, / Cheshire's back in Dragonspine
Rising Winds, Malachi, / Randall takes another try
Generators, Zodiac, / boy kings get a 'toon attack
Wardancers, a frail Clan, / falling with the Saracens
Bizarre Olympiad demands, / no-one in the Burning Lands
We didn't make up Amtgard
We just showed up playing
Don't mind what we're saying
We didn't make up Amtgard
No we didn't make it
But we tried to take it
We didn't make up Amtgard
But when we are gone
We will be forgotten while it goes on and on....
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