Abiliegh Cross

Duchess Marquis Baroness Squire Captain Abiliegh Cross Stormblade-Darkjester del Khahli, the Great Pumpkin(s), of Nocturnis, Celestial Kingdom

A.K.A. Westminster Abi, the highest spiritual authority on Wokou
”Blame Abi”
"Dude, this window totally rolls down"
"The BeeP wills it."
"Kord mushroom stamped me with his love!" -Rakis 2010
"And Abi's small heart grew three sizes that day." -Casca

Biography

Abi is a mean girl. What more needs to be said?

The Random Facts

• It's Abi's fault.
• Her favorite weapon is a madu.
• Her favorite color is safety orange.
• God had to kick her out of Clan, not once but twice.
• Is being Stalked by Doom
• Pollux was going to stalk her, but thought it easier to just make her his Squire
• Can often be found killing time on E-Sam, at least while she's at work...
• Ivar's understudy
• As the Wokouvian Party Coordinator, she can often be seen causing havoc alongside The Steward of Shenanigans
• Don't feed her vodka

Rumors Surrounding Abi

• Abi real birth certificate has her born in Vancouver. She illegally crossed the Canadian border with her family when she was a small child, and has lived here ever since. -Roger
• Abi invented the concept of the rumor to further obfuscate the truth about her secret plans. -Casca
• Abi's secret lair is somewhere in the Canadian Rockies. She keeps a Texas address only to FURTHER further obfuscate her secret plans...which she makes from her secret canadian lair. -Kenshin

Affiliated Groups

• I.L.B.F.- Trophy Wife of Itsari
• Darkjesters- Hammersinger Line
• Councilor of the Ministers of Grace
• Is one of the founding Party Chicks
• IKOP - Sommelier
• Blackhand Uncivil Engineering Firm
• The Holy Order of Potent Shiner- Lady of the House
• Black Cross Pirates
• Great Sea Alliance
• House Shadow Moon
• House DOC
• Amazons
• Club Cthulhu
• Lt. of Team Abikushi
• House Bacon- HeadMistress of Kosher Alternatives
• HBS - Sluffer
• and she is totally President of the Sean Carlton Fan Club!

Belted Family

• Abi is squire to Sir Pollux.
  
• She is liege to MaA Captain Jack Cross, MaA Caboose, Page Footnote, and Page Titsorry Imatard (yes, he's a monkey).
  

Notable Accomplishments

• Master Rose presented at Clan 2009 by HRM Dame Sylvanista of the Celestial Kingdom
• KO'd Gator at CK Coronation 36. See the video.
• A founding member of two parks: Shire of the Silver Sun, in Santa Barbara, CA & Twin Moons, in Buffalo, NY.

Titles

• Duchess bestowed by Sir Zachary Ironwolf of the Wetlands December 2010
• Marquis bestowed by HRM Dame Sylvanista of the Celestial Kingdom August 2009
• Baroness bestowed by Crinos, Monarch of the Celestial Kingdom August 2008

Positions

• Imperial Marshall of the Celestial Kingdom- May 2010-November 2010 (reign 40)
• Prime Sinister of the Celestial Kingdom- February 2009-August 2009
• Sheriff of Mystic Springs November 2008- February 2009
• Regent of Mystic Springs May 2008- November 2008
• Champion of the Shire of Twin Moons- 2007
• Chancellor of EVN to Eagle Valley
• Duchess of the Duchy of the Crystalline Confederacy- Dec 2002- Dec 2003
• Regent of the Duchy of the Crystalline Confederacy- Dec 2003- June 2004
• Sheriff of the Shire of the Silver Sun

Additional Images

Poor GoldCrest, she destroyed his streak *every* time, in that tournament....


Spring War, 2007


Sir Pollux and his immediate belted family


Abi & Ivar at SW XVI


Abi and Jack Cross all steamed up at SW XVI


Abi & Asmund partying for St. Patrick's Day, 2009

More Information

• Abi's Myspace

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