Orgasmatron

Master Squire Orgasmatron the Climaxius Darkpaw of Dark Oasis, Golden Plains

”F*ck you”

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Biography

Orgasmatron first started playing Amtgard in Dark Oasis in October of 1997. He had originally played SCA and came upon Amtgard trough some friends. His first experience with Amtgard would be when he entered a Tournament hosted by Dark Oasis to help with a food drive. Having some fighting skill with the foam no one new he was in-experienced. Because of this he didn't know headshots were illegal. As his first round for the tournament started, he attacked and with his first, second and third shot he hit Van the ruthless in the Head. Thinking it was a killing blow he got upset when the reeves didn't declare him the winner. Bearrug would take him off to the side and explain the shot system to him, with that he has been playing ever since. He has been a resident in a few different kingdoms, and played and lived in Pegasus Valley, and places in Emerald Hills as well. Most of his Amtgard career has been in Dark Oasis where he resides now. He has been a member of such companies as the Unseen Hand & the Saracens, and is now an initiate to the Legion of the Black Cross

Affiliated Groups

• Legion of the Black Cross - Peon
• Wolf Riders - Chieftain
• Legacy
• Black Lotus Monastery

Belted Family

Orgasmatron is man at arms to Sir Bearrug

• Sir Kamal Mustafa - (Serpent/Crown/Flame/Sword)
  • Sir Anubis Sutekah Devilboon - (Serpent/Crown)
    • Dame Taiga Takasha - (Serpent)
      • Squire Quajara
    • Squire Willis
    • Squire Christoph Alexander Skyy
  • Dame Katlina - (Crown)
  • Sir Bearrug - (Flame/Sword/Crown)
    • Sir Drake Malkov - (Flame)
      • Sir Wretch - (Flame)
        • Squire Draco
        • Squire Lossefalme Melinair
        • Sir Snow Windwatcher (Flame 2022)
          • Page Anaea Rayen
          • Man-at-Arms Dante Tri-Blood
          • Man-at-Arms Vaulknor
        • Page Jeyster
      • Squire Raja Madjin
      • Woman-at-Arms Valante
    • Sir "Smiley" Cervantes Spiritpaw Ironfist - (Flame/Crown/Sword)
      • Sir Kal Thrax - (Crown)
        • Squire Duff Asgeir McKillin
        • Squire Forge
          • Page Kira of Valkyries
        • Squire Mythron
        • Person-at-arms Gwyndolin the Long Winded
        • Person-at-arms Helen of EH
        • Person-at-arms Saja Tappava
      • Radiant Mortyn - (Crown/Flame)
        • Man-at-Arms Abigor
        • Squire Seven of Ravencroft
          • Man-at-arms Upside Down
          • Man-at-arms Greystorm
        • Man-at-Arms Bacardi Dark
        • Squire Zenaya Zanzera
          • Man-at-arms D
        • Page Alec Willows
        • Squire Enodus Solus
          • Page ZaZa
          • Man-at-Arms Kildaar
          • Page Obscuridad
          • Man-at-Arms Kloud
        • Squire Kyuzo
        • Squire Drakel Pazitor - also under Mabtik the Magnificent
      • Sir Bloodwood - (Crown) - (Was Also Squired to Sir Avatar)
        • Man-at-Arms Bo Bo
        • Man-at-Arms Vanthis
        • Page JEC
      • Sir Ragnarok Gunnolf - (Battle) - (was also Squire to Sir Oreo De'Creamy)
      • Sir Vyse Blackwood - (Crown)
      • Sir Sir Uther Retheu Ironfist - (Flame 2022)-(Recieved Crown Belt Under Otto)
      • Sir Zander Blackstone-(Serpent/Crown/Flame/Sword)- (Was Also Squire to Sir Ryuujin)
      • Squire Jonathon Hawkemoon
      • Squire Kazon Ras Ironfist
      • Squire Collin the Red
        • Man-at-Arms Issaicks the Odd
        • Man-at-Arms Spudmasher
        • Page Punisher of MV
      • Squire Muse LashPaw
      • Squire Eliana Treeleaf
        • Page Tyler
        • Page Silent Judge
      • Squire Jeremies
      • Squire Kazon Ras Ironfist
      • Squire Dartanion
      • Squire Wulfric Lightning Fullmast
      • Squire Squirt of King's Point (inactive)
      • Squire Kappu the Goblin King (inactive)
      • Man-at-arms Absolum
      • Page Drift
    • Sir Otto VonMuller - (Flame)
      • Sir Draven Harkonnen - (Flame)
        • Squire Tako
      • Squire Valacor
        • Man-at-Arms Vergil Ravencroft
      • Sir Uther Retheu Ironfist (Crown 2017)
        • Squire Rodnik Ferrowell
        • Squire Kiree Dendrall
        • Squire Ayoben
        • Squire Red Beard
          • Woman-at-Arms Lotus
        • Squire Aleonna
        • Squire Saphira
        • Squire Gequinn
          • Man-at-Arms Liquid
        • Man-at-Arms Blackhand
        • Man-at-Arms Rage
    • Sir Orgasmatron - (Flame)
      • Squire Vansmoriel
        • Man-at-Arms Darius McGreggor
      • Man-at-Arms Javier
      • Man-at-Arms Jakyl
    • Squire Zsadist
    • Man-at-Arms Thendor
    • Dame Marehet Claudia les Innocents (Flame 2022)
      • Man-at-Arms Nam Hwaryong
      • Man-at-Arms Xavier McKrotch
  • Squire Darineth
  • Squire Kahl
  • Squire Dra'kar
  • Squire Ryuu
  • Squire Turanko Wraithspirit
  • Man-at-Arms Indanago
    • Man-at-Arms Waylin Bluemoon
  • Squire Emerald
  • Man-At-Arms Abashai
  • Squire Echo
  • Squire Sage

Notable Accomplishments

• Master Rose
• Master Druid
• Master Hellrider

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More Information

• Orgy's Myspace Page

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