Amtgard Songs

Amtgard Songs

This is a listing of the music of Amtgard, usually written in the form of Filks or variations on popular tunes. Please include the author of the lyrics and the tune with your entries.

(!) - indicates a song with adult content or explicit lyrics.

Original Music

• Armentil
• Dirty Filthy Stinky John
• Dragonshaven Threes
• Gypsy Caravan
• Lalailom the Lusty Wench
• The Barbarian Song

Original Drinking Songs

• The Marty Song

Filks (alphabetical)

• 6'Oclock on a Saturday
• Age of Nefarious (!)
• Amazing Mace
• Amtgard Way
• Amtgardian Pie
• Baby Got Smack
• Bloody Swords
• Brennon's Mom
• The Day that 6.0 Died
• D N D
• End of Amtgard as We Know It
• Father Tom
• Feral Lynn; No one in Range
• Field of Glory
• The Flurb of the Year
• Gay Knights (!)
• Heaven is a Ditchfield
• I Loved Her (The Ditching Song)
• Im Thad
• I R C A
• It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like E-Sam
• The Lap Dance is So Much Better When the Sword Knight is Crying
• The Other Bard
• The Sounds of Violence
• Purple Sash
• A Sword Knight Paradise
• The Twelve Rounds of Balrog
• Warlord
• Weak and Flurby
• We Didn't Make up Amtgard

Filks about Sluffing

• Ego Thumping
• He Sluffed Me
• Numb to the Bone
• The Mind of the Sluffer
• On this Field
• Smells Like a Sluffer

Filks About Aramithris

• Twelve Glasses of Franzia
• 500 Boxes (!)

Filks about Loptr

• Bring your Loptr to the Slaughter
• L O P T R

Filks about the Magical Mystery War

• The Battle of the Burning Lands
• We'll Kick the Foam outta you
• These Here CK Guys

Filks about World Banner Wars

• The Banner Wars Song
• The WBW Song

In addition to these there are many traditional songs or songs from other sources which are popular in Amtgard. A complete list would be impossible, but the link below to Cantaria would probably be a good start.

Websites with song archives

• Sir Scarhart's Cantaria