Baby Got Smack

By Ethan; Filk of 'Baby Got Back'

I like long threads and I cannot lie;
Other threadjackers can't deny,
When a guy jumps in with a little bit of sense
His opinion he presents
He gets flamed, made to look like big Vik
'Cause you notice that he was a prick
Way in left field he's talking,
Don't it sound too much like squawking
Oh, man, I just want to hit ya
Caption your picture
e-Sammer tried not to start it
But with that brain you got makes you type retarded
Ooh, SpamBot-of-Glen,
You say you want to get under my skin?
Well say it, say it, say it,
'Cause you ain't that smart to play it
I've seen them plannin'
The hell with Vikbannin'
You're thick, sick,
Gotta act like a newbie prick
I'm tired of all those cads
Saying Viktard ain't so bad
Take the average stickjock and ask him that
He gotta talk less smack
So, fellas!
(Yeah!)
Fellas!
(Yeah!)
Has this topic died enough?
Tell 'em to beat it!
(Beat it!)
Beat it!
(Beat it!)
Beat that dead horse
Baby got smack!

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