End of Amtgard as We Know It

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End of Amtgard as We Know It (by Snicker Furfoot)

That's right it starts with a knighthood, belt of white no ceremony, populace is not afraid
Heads of the lands that burn listen to yourselves churn, circle serves its own needs, don't misserve your own needs
speed it up a notch, think grunt no, strength no,
higher in the fire represent the seven names of a government for hire with a fear of right
letter wasn't coming in a hurry with a fury breathing down our necks
List by list kingdoms baffled, BOD often waffled, Look at that! 6.1! Fine, then
Uh oh, overflow but it'll do, Circle serves it's own needs, listen to your heart bleed, tell me are the IRCA and the IKBOD in the right?
You vitriolic, parasitic, head! neck! garb! light! feelin' pretty psyched!

It's the end of Amtgard as we know it
It's the end of Amtgard as we know it
It's the end of Amtgard as we know it
but we play on!

9/11 terror hour we all watched the falling towers,
lands that burn return, listen to yourselves churn
locked into an ideal, no compromising, reprimanding
every letter escalate, email lists incinerate
write a letter, write a motive, step down, step down watch your heel, uh oh
this means no fear, cavalier, renegade and steer clear
a tournament, a tournament, a tournament of lies
we offered them solutions, we offered them alternatives
but they declined

It's the end of Amtgard as we know it
It's the end of Amtgard as we know it
It's the end of Amtgard as we know it
but we play on!

The other night I played a nice militia style battle game
fighters stood in a line, lay on! they died!
swing a sword and use a shield, take a wound and get it healed
swinging foam and having fun is what it's all about!
You vitriolic, parasitic head! Neck! Garb! Light! Right?! Right.


It's the end of Amtgard as we know it
It's the end of Amtgard as we know it
It's the end of Amtgard as we know it
but we play on!

  • Counter melody on last chorus: It's time we had a BOD repeated throughout

(c) 2001 Michael Lynch


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