The WBW Song

I wrote this song to explain to Loptr how I got some garb at Banner Wars

WBW (to the tune of gilligan's island) By Sir Grendel

well Loptr, that's an interesting story,

so sit right back and I'll tell you a tale,
about a fatefull trip
it started up in denver
aboard a flying ship

we arrived in corsicana for the banner war
i took up questionable arms
prepared to beat some whores

the ditch started getting rough,
my swords were almost tossed
if not for my quick wit & assertion
the battle would be lost, the battle would be lost

i kept my arms in hand, in safety to assure
i beat up loptr quickly and left him by the shore

now days later, we're still battling aboard the boats
so I left with spooky on a beer run seeking far remote

later on I got my colors, kicked & punched and beat
i stood back up swung some stick
and ripped out my fuckin' seat, ripped out my fuckin' seat

now the pants were torn but all in fun, what else could go so wrong?
my ride back to the hotel i soon discovered - was already gone
was already gone

so i stayed in Nate's tent, and much to my surprise
looking on floor about me was a Rogueish prize
a rogue tunic! rogue casik! and a rogue belt!
every luxury
I had found what Nick had stole from Sponge in piracy
stolen from Sponge in piracy

now to hide this wonderous prize from their prying sight
I wore the 2 tunics under mine right before their eyes
I got jumped in and left at site,
and all I got were these tunics of maroon an white
of maroon and white !!!

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