The Lap Dance is So Much Better When the Sword Knight is Crying

-by Forest Evergreen parody of "The Lap Dance is Always Better When the Stripper is Crying" by The Bloodhound Gang

I was lonelier than Belgarin at a tall man’s convention
that night I strolled into the Clan Pavillion looking for love.
It had been a long time. In fact, 365 had come and gone since that night
Fighting in the ditch outside of Ruidoso off of Hwy 70.

I was fighting this pretty little thing who was throwing high scrosses while wearing a split side tabard and one of those sets of full mechs.

Well, that night, I lost myself to flowing blonde hair, pretty young lips, and baby blue eyes…Name was Leroy.

Oh the lap dance is so much better when the Sword Knight is Cryin.
Yes the lap dance is so much better when the Sword Knight is Cryin.
Oh I find it’s quite a thrill, when he cross blocks against his will.
Yes the lap dance is so much better when the Sword Knight is Cryin.