Amtgard Way

Amtgard Way

Amtgard Way (to the tune of Rocky Mountain Way)
Written by Feral Lynn

We spent the last year
Waitin for Clan fires
That altitude's much higher
Out in that pasture
we're fightin for our lives
And then we sit round a fire

Well we don't need the Ladies
cryin cause their Lords are dead (no no no)
That's why we use foam swords
Just please don't hit me in the head (yeah yeah yeah)

Well hell they're tellin us this and they're telling us that
The new rules are on their way
Well I don't believe it
The committee meets and they try to look cool
but they're kissin the ass of J
We're never gonna see it

Well that's why
they formed the IRCA *said: Eye Are See Aay*
Cause six point one,
will never see the light of day! (aw no no)

~new verse since 7.0 came out~

Well hell they're tellin us this
and they're telling us that
the new rules are here to stay
Well I don't believe it
we're all fightin SIM, the cruise missile's in,
and paladin got a trim *make snipping motion at groin*
and what happened to stone skin?!

Well hell you know, I'll be playin Bard every day
Cause now we got Dance!
Now there's no gettin away! (yeah yeah yeah!)

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