The Mind of the Sluffer

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The Writter of this song prefers not to be credited.

And I’d prefer not to get credit for it. It’s not about anyone, just inspiration struck, and a few lines came together, and eventually there it was. It’s set to Thorogood’s “Bad To The Bone.” Some of the scan’s a little forced, though…


On the day I signed the waiver, everybody gather'd round

And they gazed in wild wonder, and the evil they'd found

The head reeve spoke up, and he said leave this one alone

They could tell right away, that I was numb to the bone

Numb to the bone

Numb to the bone

Na-Na-Na-Na-Numb to the bone

Na-Na-Na-Na-Numb

Na-Na-Na-Na-Numb

Numb to the bone


I sluffed a thousand shots, before I met you

I'll sluff a thousand more, baby, before I am through

I wanna be a sword knight, a warlord second to none

I'm here to tell ya newbie, that I'm numb to the bone

Numb to the bone

Na-Na-Na-Na-Numb

Na-Na-Na-Na-Numb

Na-Na-Na-Na-Numb

Numb to the bone


I will never take a leg, I treat my pleather like steel

I'll make my man-at-arms blush, and make all the flurbs squeal

I'm gonna ignore every shot, baby, until the cows come home

I'm here to tell your Highness, that I'm numb to the bone

Numb to the bone

Na-Na-Na-Na-Numb

Na-Na-Na-Na-Numb

Na-Na-Na-Na-Numb

Numb to the bone

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