Twelve Glasses of Franzia

A Christmas Song About Aramithris-isms

A Filk on the Twelve days of Christmas submitted by Asmund

After the first glass of Franzia, Aramithris said to me...

"Yes, you are indeed worthy.

After the second glass of Franzia, Aramithris said to me...

"You, you are a beta."

After the third glass of Franzia, Aramithris said to me...

"I am utterly the alpha."

After the fourth glass of Franzia, Aramithris said to me...

"No, you are wrong!"

After the fifth glass of Franzia, Aramithris said to me...

"Ex-act-a-ly!"

After the sixth glass of Franzia, Aramithris said to me...

"God damn you, I wrote that rule!"

After the seventh glass of Franzia, Aramithris said to me...

"Why do you betray me?"

After the eighth glass of Franzia, Aramithris said to me...

"You, you must be loyal!"

After the ninth glass of Franzia, Aramithris said to me...

"Don't try to steal my power!"

After the tenth glass of Franzia, Aramithris said to me...

"I'll show you the true way."

After the eleventh glass of Franzia, Aramithris said to me...

"You know that I am dom'nant."

After the twelfth glass of Franzia, Aramithris said to me...

"It is my mountain!"

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