We'll Kick the Foam outta you

This one I wrote about the Magical Mystery War (the "Bus War"). I wish there were a roster of all those who went on that raid...they all rate the Amtgard Expert Mobile Infantryman's Badge...

Bus War Anthem

Tune:”Ill Make A Man Out Of You”(Mulan) --Sir Greylin MacMoran Silverstar

Let's get off the big bus, in the Burning Lands!
Let's strap on our armor—and take sword in hand!
We've been on this bus for ten straight hours, and we swear before we're through--
WE'LL KICK THE FOAM OUTTA YOU!!!
WE'LL KICK THE FOAM OUTTA YOU!!!

Hail, Sir Aramithris! This is your domain!
We're Celestial Kingdom, and we're here to proclaim...
We arrived two hours before you, and I swear before we're through--
WE'LL KICK THE FOAM OUTTA YOU!!!
WE'LL KICK THE FOAM OUTTA YOU!!!

Bring your mighty Army...all fifteen of them or so!
We arrived with fifty—and we're armored up to go!
We can fight just like an Army should, so your paltry mob is through--
WE'LL KICK THE FOAM OUTTA YOU!!!
WE'LL KICK THE FOAM OUTTA YOU!!!

Now the War is over, and we're packing up to leave,
Happy with the fun we've had and the drubbing you received!
With the deed to your lands in Andralaine's hands, it won't be hard to prove--
WE KICKED THE FOAM OUTTA YOU!!!
WE KICKED THE FOAM OUTTA YOU!!!

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