The Banner Wars Song

Banner Wars by Feral Lynn (to the tune of Margaritaville)

I went to a party
It turned into a bardic
Amtgarders drinking and listening to songs
Before my turn to sing
Forest handed me a drink
It was iced tea from that island of long

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Wastin away again up at Banner Wars
Losing to an alcoholic assault
Some people claim I have myself to blame
but I know.....
That it's all Forest's fault!

Don't know what I was thinking
as I kept on drinking
everytime Forest filled up my glass
Stumbled back to my tent and,
the world kept on spinnin'
My wife said she was gonna kick my ass

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We drove home next morning
and without any warning
I knew I had to get out of the van
And as I landed
in a red ant bed
seventy two bites all on one hand

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