Three Piece

Man-at-Arms Three Piece, of Dark Oasis, Golden Plains

”want a beer, three piece?....Duh”

"Want a bite of my cupcake? The man himself"
"Long dicks, Hard muscles, whassup?"

Three Piece at Spring War 2012, Fighting alongside Sir Monkey

Biography

Three Piece began his amtgard career in early 2009 at Dark Oasis, and is known for his leaps and bounds in A&S, especially Chainmail.

Three Piece has emerged onto the great Amtgardian stage with the sanctity and purity of a Benedictine monk, the savage calculation and self control of a 17th century Samurai, and the thunderous sexual charisma of Rudolph Valentino.

Please Note: If you are female, 'Three Piece' should only be referenced in the third person, as any first person references may cause symptoms similar to what you may experience with a high dose of extacy, while strapped to a Sybian.

Some little known facts about Three Piece;

• Three Piece is a lover, AND a fighter... but mostly a lover... but he fights too, so don't fsck with him.
• Three Piece once asked a girl to say "No" to his advances, just to see how it feels.
• Three piece speaks fluent French, in Spanish, with an Italian accent.
• Three Piece once traveled to the Virgin Islands, but when he left, they were just “The Islands.”
• At SW 2012, his bardic song reportedly caused two immaculate conceptions - both girls were atheists.
• At SW 2012, shortly after meeting Three Piece, Darkstar (of the CK) reportedly wept uncontrollably for hours after neglecting to wish him a good night.
• As a child, Three Piece forgot to wear his sunglasses once, which resulted in the Barad Duin split of 1989
• At SW 2012, Three Piece turned down a threesome because he was saving himself for his Emma Thomson/Selena Gomez threesome scheduled later in the month.

Affiliated Groups

• Legion of the Black Cross - Legionairre

Belted Family

• Sir Kamal Mustafa - (Serpent/Crown/Flame/Sword)
  • Sir Anubis Sutekah Devilboon - (Serpent/Crown)
    • Dame Taiga Takasha - (Serpent)
      • Squire Quajara
    • Squire Willis
    • Squire Christoph Alexander Skyy
  • Dame Katlina - (Crown)
  • Sir Bearrug - (Flame/Sword/Crown)
    • Sir Drake Malkov - (Flame)
      • Sir Wretch - (Flame)
        • Squire Draco
        • Squire Lossefalme Melinair
        • Sir Snow Windwatcher (Flame 2022)
          • Page Anaea Rayen
          • Man-at-Arms Dante Tri-Blood
          • Man-at-Arms Vaulknor
        • Page Jeyster
      • Squire Raja Madjin
      • Woman-at-Arms Valante
    • Sir "Smiley" Cervantes Spiritpaw Ironfist - (Flame/Crown/Sword)
      • Sir Kal Thrax - (Crown)
        • Squire Duff Asgeir McKillin
        • Squire Forge
          • Page Kira of Valkyries
        • Squire Mythron
        • Person-at-arms Gwyndolin the Long Winded
        • Person-at-arms Helen of EH
        • Person-at-arms Saja Tappava
      • Radiant Mortyn - (Crown/Flame)
        • Man-at-Arms Abigor
        • Squire Seven of Ravencroft
          • Man-at-arms Upside Down
          • Man-at-arms Greystorm
        • Man-at-Arms Bacardi Dark
        • Squire Zenaya Zanzera
          • Man-at-arms D
        • Page Alec Willows
        • Squire Enodus Solus
          • Page ZaZa
          • Man-at-Arms Kildaar
          • Page Obscuridad
          • Man-at-Arms Kloud
        • Squire Kyuzo
        • Squire Drakel Pazitor - also under Mabtik the Magnificent
      • Sir Bloodwood - (Crown) - (Was Also Squired to Sir Avatar)
        • Man-at-Arms Bo Bo
        • Man-at-Arms Vanthis
        • Page JEC
      • Sir Ragnarok Gunnolf - (Battle) - (was also Squire to Sir Oreo De'Creamy)
      • Sir Vyse Blackwood - (Crown)
      • Sir Sir Uther Retheu Ironfist - (Flame 2022)-(Recieved Crown Belt Under Otto)
      • Sir Zander Blackstone-(Serpent/Crown/Flame/Sword)- (Was Also Squire to Sir Ryuujin)
      • Squire Jonathon Hawkemoon
      • Squire Kazon Ras Ironfist
      • Squire Collin the Red
        • Man-at-Arms Issaicks the Odd
        • Man-at-Arms Spudmasher
        • Page Punisher of MV
      • Squire Muse LashPaw
      • Squire Eliana Treeleaf
        • Page Tyler
        • Page Silent Judge
      • Squire Jeremies
      • Squire Kazon Ras Ironfist
      • Squire Dartanion
      • Squire Wulfric Lightning Fullmast
      • Squire Squirt of King's Point (inactive)
      • Squire Kappu the Goblin King (inactive)
      • Man-at-arms Absolum
      • Page Drift
    • Sir Otto VonMuller - (Flame)
      • Sir Draven Harkonnen - (Flame)
        • Squire Tako
      • Squire Valacor
        • Man-at-Arms Vergil Ravencroft
      • Sir Uther Retheu Ironfist (Crown 2017)
        • Squire Rodnik Ferrowell
        • Squire Kiree Dendrall
        • Squire Ayoben
        • Squire Red Beard
          • Woman-at-Arms Lotus
        • Squire Aleonna
        • Squire Saphira
        • Squire Gequinn
          • Man-at-Arms Liquid
        • Man-at-Arms Blackhand
        • Man-at-Arms Rage
    • Sir Orgasmatron - (Flame)
      • Squire Vansmoriel
        • Man-at-Arms Darius McGreggor
      • Man-at-Arms Javier
      • Man-at-Arms Jakyl
    • Squire Zsadist
    • Man-at-Arms Thendor
    • Dame Marehet Claudia les Innocents (Flame 2022)
      • Man-at-Arms Nam Hwaryong
      • Man-at-Arms Xavier McKrotch
  • Squire Darineth
  • Squire Kahl
  • Squire Dra'kar
  • Squire Ryuu
  • Squire Turanko Wraithspirit
  • Man-at-Arms Indanago
    • Man-at-Arms Waylin Bluemoon
  • Squire Emerald
  • Man-At-Arms Abashai
  • Squire Echo
  • Squire Sage

Notable Accomplishments

Order of the Jovious - given by King Arch Duke Sir Bearrug, 2012

Additional Images

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More Information

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