Three Piece

Man-at-Arms Three Piece, of Dark Oasis, Golden Plains

”want a beer, three piece?....Duh”

"Want a bite of my cupcake? The man himself"
"Long dicks, Hard muscles, whassup?"

Three Piece at Spring War 2012, Fighting alongside Sir Monkey

Biography

Three Piece began his amtgard career in early 2009 at Dark Oasis, and is known for his leaps and bounds in A&S, especially Chainmail.

Three Piece has emerged onto the great Amtgardian stage with the sanctity and purity of a Benedictine monk, the savage calculation and self control of a 17th century Samurai, and the thunderous sexual charisma of Rudolph Valentino.

Please Note: If you are female, 'Three Piece' should only be referenced in the third person, as any first person references may cause symptoms similar to what you may experience with a high dose of extacy, while strapped to a Sybian.

Some Fairly Well Known Facts:

• Three Piece is a lover, AND a fighter... but mostly a lover... but he fights too, so don't fsck with him.
• Three Piece once asked a girl to say "No" to his advances, just to see how it feels.
• Three piece speaks fluent French, in Spanish, with an Italian accent.
• Three Piece once traveled to the Virgin Islands, but when he left, they were just “The Islands.”
• At SW 2012, his bardic song reportedly caused two immaculate conceptions - both girls were atheists.
• At SW 2012, shortly after meeting Three Piece, Darkstar (of the CK) reportedly wept uncontrollably for hours after neglecting to wish him a good night.
• As a child, Three Piece forgot to wear his sunglasses once, which resulted in the Barad Duin split of 1989
• At SW 2012, Three Piece turned down a threesome because he was saving himself for his Emma Thomson/Selena Gomez threesome scheduled later in the month.

Affiliated Groups

• Legion of the Black Cross - Legionairre

Belted Family

• Sir Thorn Crossbearer
  • Sir Auromax Silverhawk
    • Squire River
    • Squire Sirrakhis
    • Squire William
    • Squire Little Bill
    • Sir Talisin Silverwolf
      • Sir Korderellin
        • Squire Goglestofin
        • Sir Quiet
          • Squire Alania
            • MaA Bat
          • Squire Gryffyth
        • Squire Aust
        • Dìonadair Quorpeck Kinderd
        • Sir Viadra
          • Squire Sabrac Shigurashi
          • Squire Black Rabbit
          • Squire Stanley the Daft
          • Squire Renard
          • Squire Alashandra
          • Saint Aeris Lockheart Kinderd
          • Page Beuwolf
        • Dame Lightning
        • Squire Kurai
        • Squire Rolf
      • Squire Rugrat
    • Sir Brennen MacGregor
      • Squire Bovine
      • Squire Tick Tock
      • Squire Redmark
      • Squire Tyrel
      • Squire Kayden MacGregor
    • Lief Mcpayne
      • Sir Kezgar (also Squire to Talinor)
        • Sir Moonbeam (Loptr)
          • Sir Neobrood (Breeder)
          • Squire Hannoske
          • Squire Guyvas
          • MaA Destiny
          • Page Mardigan
          • Page Akin
          • Page Pi
      • Sir Otter Valinor(also Squire to Wolfram)
      • Sir Zigful sai Yuk(also Squire to Falamar)
        • Squire Talen (also Squire to Lief)
        • Squire TuK!
        • Squire Steel
        • Squire Tey
        • Squire Lily Facewrecker
      • Sir Sparhawk Kingfisher
        • Sir Moogie
          • Squire Roxanna of Iron Cloud
        • Sir Ice of Redhawk
          • Sir Kerb
          • Sir Thurg Ironfist
            • Squire Smithy Ironfist
            • Squire Almond Joy Ironfist
            • Squire Drakor Ironfist
              • Man-at-Arms Morteus
              • Man-at-Arms Dirt
              • Man-at-Arms Three Piece
              • Man-at-Arms Murderpants
              • Man-at-Arms Nexus
          • Sir Kestral
          • Squire Korlys Darksabre
          • Sir Flint
            • Man-at-Arms Gauge
            • Man-at-Arms Skeevy J
          • Squire Mime
          • Squire Kevetor
        • Squire Rant
  • Sir Blackthorne
    • Squire Kai
    • Sir Keluric Tryst
      • Sir Deimos
        • Man-at-Arms Griffin Köford
      • Squire Ailliath
      • Squire Feanix
      • Man-at-Arms Fox
      • Man-at-Arms CJ
      • Man-at-Arms Mikezilla
      • Page Aspen
    • Dame Gwendair Tryst
      • Squire Braith
      • Dame Leah
        • Woman-at-Arms Vael
        • Dame Fhirrin
      • Squire Seras
        • Woman-at-Arms Wrathleen
      • Sir Fiks
    • Woman-at-Arms Luminaya
    • Sir Xiaho Dun
    • Squire Orion Haeren

Notable Accomplishments

Order of the Jovious - given by King Arch Duke Sir Bearrug, 2012

Additional Images

• Link to image 1
• Link to image 2

More Information

•