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| − | Three Piece began his amtgard career in early 2009 at [[Dark Oasis]], and is known for his leaps and bounds in A&S, especially Chainmail | + | Three Piece began his amtgard career in early 2009 at [[Dark Oasis]], and is known for his leaps and bounds in A&S, especially Chainmail. |
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| + | Three Piece has emerged onto the great Amtgardian stage with the sanctity and purity of a Benedictine monk, the savage calculation and self control of a 17th century Samurai, and the thunderous sexual charisma of Rudolph Valentino. | ||
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| + | Please note: If you are female, 'Three Piece' should only be referenced in the third person, as any first person references may cause symptoms similar to what you may experience with a high dose of extacy, while strapped to a Sybian. | ||
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| + | Some little known facts about Three Piece; | ||
| + | * Three Piece is a lover, AND a fighter... but mostly a lover... but he fights too, so don't fsck with him. | ||
| + | * Three Piece once asked a girl to say "No" to his advances, just to see how it feels. | ||
| + | * Three piece speaks fluent French, in Spanish, with an Italian accent. | ||
| + | * Three Piece once traveled to the Virgin Islands, but when he left, they were just “The Islands.” | ||
| + | * At SW 2012, his bardic song reportedly caused two reported immaculate conceptions - both girls were atheists. | ||
| + | * At SW 2012, shortly after meeting Three Piece, Darkstar (of the CK) reportedly wept uncontrollably for hours after neglecting to wish him a good night. | ||
| + | * As a child, Three Piece forgot to wear his sunglasses once, which resulted in the Barad Duin split of 1989 | ||
| + | * At SW 2012, Three Piece turned down a threesome because he was saving himself for his Emma Thomson/Selena Gomez threesome scheduled later in the month. | ||
===Affiliated Groups=== | ===Affiliated Groups=== | ||
Revision as of 02:38, 24 March 2012
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Man-at-Arms Three Piece, of Dark Oasis, Golden Plains
”want a beer, three piece?....Duh”
"Want a bite of my cupcake? The man himself"
"Long dicks, Hard muscles, whassup?"
Three Piece at Spring War 2012, Fighting alongside Sir Monkey
Biography
Three Piece began his amtgard career in early 2009 at Dark Oasis, and is known for his leaps and bounds in A&S, especially Chainmail.
Three Piece has emerged onto the great Amtgardian stage with the sanctity and purity of a Benedictine monk, the savage calculation and self control of a 17th century Samurai, and the thunderous sexual charisma of Rudolph Valentino.
Please note: If you are female, 'Three Piece' should only be referenced in the third person, as any first person references may cause symptoms similar to what you may experience with a high dose of extacy, while strapped to a Sybian.
Some little known facts about Three Piece;
- Three Piece is a lover, AND a fighter... but mostly a lover... but he fights too, so don't fsck with him.
- Three Piece once asked a girl to say "No" to his advances, just to see how it feels.
- Three piece speaks fluent French, in Spanish, with an Italian accent.
- Three Piece once traveled to the Virgin Islands, but when he left, they were just “The Islands.”
- At SW 2012, his bardic song reportedly caused two reported immaculate conceptions - both girls were atheists.
- At SW 2012, shortly after meeting Three Piece, Darkstar (of the CK) reportedly wept uncontrollably for hours after neglecting to wish him a good night.
- As a child, Three Piece forgot to wear his sunglasses once, which resulted in the Barad Duin split of 1989
- At SW 2012, Three Piece turned down a threesome because he was saving himself for his Emma Thomson/Selena Gomez threesome scheduled later in the month.
Affiliated Groups
- Legion of the Black Cross - Legionairre
Belted Family
- Sir Kamal Mustafa - (Serpent/Crown/Flame/Sword)
- Sir Anubis Sutekah Devilboon - (Serpent/Crown)
- Dame Taiga Takasha - (Serpent)
- Squire Willis
- Squire Christoph Alexander Skyy
- Dame Katlina - (Crown)
- Sir Bearrug - (Flame/Sword/Crown)
- Sir Drake Malkov - (Flame)
- Sir "Smiley" Cervantes Spiritpaw Ironfist - (Flame/Crown/Sword)
- Sir Kal Thrax - (Crown)
- Radiant Mortyn - (Crown/Flame)
- Man-at-Arms Abigor
- Squire Seven of Ravencroft
- Man-at-Arms Bacardi Dark
- Squire Zenaya Zanzera
- Page Alec Willows
- Squire Enodus Solus
- Squire Kyuzo
- Squire Drakel Pazitor - also under Mabtik the Magnificent
- Sir Bloodwood - (Crown) - (Was Also Squired to Sir Avatar)
- Sir Ragnarok Gunnolf - (Battle) - (was also Squire to Sir Oreo De'Creamy)
- Sir Vyse Blackwood - (Crown)
- Sir Sir Uther Retheu Ironfist - (Flame 2022)-(Recieved Crown Belt Under Otto)
- Sir Zander Blackstone-(Serpent/Crown/Flame/Sword)- (Was Also Squire to Sir Ryuujin)
- Squire Jonathon Hawkemoon
- Squire Kazon Ras Ironfist
- Squire Collin the Red
- Squire Muse LashPaw
- Squire Eliana Treeleaf
- Squire Jeremies
- Squire Kazon Ras Ironfist
- Squire Dartanion
- Squire Wulfric Lightning Fullmast
- Squire Squirt of King's Point (inactive)
- Squire Kappu the Goblin King (inactive)
- Man-at-arms Absolum
- Page Drift
- Sir Otto VonMuller - (Flame)
- Sir Draven Harkonnen - (Flame)
- Squire Valacor
- Sir Uther Retheu Ironfist (Crown 2017)
- Sir Orgasmatron - (Flame)
- Squire Zsadist
- Man-at-Arms Thendor
- Dame Marehet Claudia les Innocents (Flame 2022)
- Squire Darineth
- Squire Kahl
- Squire Dra'kar
- Squire Ryuu
- Squire Turanko Wraithspirit
- Man-at-Arms Indanago
- Squire Emerald
- Man-At-Arms Abashai
- Squire Echo
- Squire Sage
- Sir Anubis Sutekah Devilboon - (Serpent/Crown)
Notable Accomplishments
Order of the Jovious - given by King Arch Duke Sir Bearrug, 2012
Additional Images
- Link to image 1
- Link to image 2
