Kaadiart AnaMayn

Count Sir Kaadiart Hearts AnaMayn Esquire, Master Druid of Gryphon's Perch Rising Winds

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"Kaads is fat and worthless. I have no idea why anyone would ever talk to him except to tell him to stop hogging all the cake at feast." - Flare

"This guy spent 6 years fighting in the same park with me and Clyde, week in and week out. Even after 7 1/2 hes only still a speed bump" - Mercury

"I've come to realize that when you get excited, it's generally because someone is going to get nailed to a wall." - Jinx

"Lol, this Kaads guy must never get laid...being the power hungry sexist he is." - Vega, after being defeated in Spain

"Here's the biggest proof of your failing as a monarch you're still claiming you where right in how you handle that. Out side of record keeping I feel you did a piss poor job in your last office." - Ninetails

"I want a kingdom officer who is not a troll, and can act like the public officer of a non-profit social organization. That's why I didn't vote for Kaads for any office he ran for." - Thalyn (edited for spelling and grammar)

"no fuck that, im tired of dennys bullshit. fuck off kingdom bitch." - Skarin, Woodhaven Keep

"Denny, go crawl in a ditch somewhere and be forgotten. You only know and do horrible things, with a big dumb e-tard smile and line of drool down your schlep face. We see through and call your bullshit. You want awards and more belts, and that's all you care about. You don't care for the brand or the game. You are what's wrong with the world of Amtgard, you remind me of Machavelli and Dekland wrapped up together in one harmless e-tard disguise." - Archmalice (edited for spelling and grammar)

Biography

Kaads started playing amtgard in 1999 in valparaiso indiana at the shire of Crusader's Cove. Even after moving away, he still makes the 2 and a half hour trip north almost every weekend to play at his home park, now Renamed the Port of Winter's Night. Well known throughout Roleplaying circles as an able druid, he has recently become most well known(read: infamous) for flaming nearly every poor soul that appears on the RW mailing list. Mostly known and hated for his online antics, he is a cool headed guy who just likes to have fun and doesnt take the game very seriously at all. He is a staple at RW events where he can often be seen ditching and frequenting Bardic when he's not being a goober in some other fashion.

Belted Family

Kaads has three squires:

• Willow A'mor from Woodhaven Keep

• Dedsune from Gryphon's Perch.

• Paint Taylor from Madoc's Keep

Notable Quotes

"Raven can't get it up unless he DROWNS A BABY." (In reference to Raven the Muse. Kaads famously got banned from the Rising Winds Yahoo Group for this one.)

"Also, I can always hit people in the face with Flameblade, setting their hair on fire. I've ordered the Reeve's guild to shatter people who don't RP it." -As GMR

Notable Accomplishments

• Kaads is a Walker in the Middle.
• Kaads is one of those Knight Things. He was knighted at the Ruins of Dracula's Castle at Rising Winds Coronation, 2011.
• Kaads is a Master Smith
• Kaads was kicked out of Frenzy United for actually transforming Kravin into a man-sized vagina.
• The only person to ever have their email account banned from the RW yahoo group.
• Looks like Vigo the carpathian from ghostbusters 2 if you get him angry.
• First in the Rising Winds to hold All Five Offices.
• Tied with Varas to be the first person in the Rising Winds to hold All Four Offices.
• Singlehandedly killed the Synging Sands
• Singlehandedly killed Thundering Rivers

Positions

• Guildmaster of Reeves of the Kingdom of the Valley of the Rising Winds, June 2012 - Present
• Regent* - PWN, March 2012 - June 2012
• Monarch* - PWN, September 2011 - March 2012
• Regent of the Kingdom of the Valley of the Rising Winds, March 2011 - September 2011
• Champion of the Kingdom of the Valley of the Rising Winds, September 2010 - March 2011
• Monarch of the Kingdom of the Valley of the Rising Winds, March 2010 - September 2010
• Prime Minister of The Kingdom of the Valley of the Rising Winds, November 2008 - November 2009
• Science Officer (PM) of GP, June 2008 - November 2008
• Regent* - PWN, September 2007 - March 2008
• Champion* - PWN, March 2007 - June 2007

*Did not actually/does not plan to do any work in these positions; the park runs itself.  Only took them to get out of paying dues.  What a dick.

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