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''”How the HELL did this happen?"''<br>
 
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It is also said that [[Downfall]] is the long-lost Amtgard brother to Jynx Mercades.
 
It is also said that [[Downfall]] is the long-lost Amtgard brother to Jynx Mercades.
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Recently his pathetic Church of the High Cross has declared a holy crusade against the People's Army of House Bacon, not fully understanding the awesome might of the people will crush this superstition and its sad devotion to this evil sluff monkey with no fashion sense under the awesome hoof of the mighty pig. When the dust settles, Jynx and his band of rabble will be nothing more than a memory, a mere footnote in the Party's noble pursuit of pork products and their substitutes. LONG LIVE THE GLORIOUS PEOPLE'S REVOLUTION!
 
  
 
===Affiliated Groups===
 
===Affiliated Groups===

Revision as of 19:09, 25 May 2009

Lord Shogun Ambassador Jynx Mercades, of Bandit Flats East, under Crystal Groves

”How the HELL did this happen?"
"Ha ouch Ha ouch I hate you Scotty" Clan 2008
"How'd you get in my tent" - PS 4
"Random new guy: "Man Jynx! What's that sword made of?" Yoshi: "Hate""

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Sir Feral drops the sword on Sir Jynx at Clan 2008.

Biography

Started in the Barony of Shadowvale Late fall of 94, early 95, running away from EVERYONE. He's moved to several places, to include the Barony of Nine Willows, Ardent Sands, Dark Oasis, and Shrouding Mists, to name a few. Once a lifetime member of Dragonspine, the land he played in eventually broke contract with the Kingdom, due to distance reasons, and has successfully received a contract with Golden Plains. Once having been cited as having no 'fashion sense' as to garb, according to Sir Quicksilver of Dragonspine, his bitter buddy. All around shot sluffing bastard, who's received GRIFFONS for his attempts to sluff the foam goodness. Since his time in Golden Plains, he's moved onto Delaware, where he's currently started The Shire of Bandit Flats East.

He has been page to WAY too many people in this world, and was Squired to Sir Feral Lynn in 2000. he was also taken as a prospective member of the Ministers of Grace at Spring War 06, finally receiving his tunic at World Banner Wars 08. Being raised to a full member in this particular household. All in all, a fairly approachable guy, and is the originator of the "Guy who Sluffs" stories told ALL OVER the place at events. Most times, these days, people enjoy getting him drunk to tell his 'amtgard stories' that are somehow amazing and full of win. Ask him sometime during an event. He's usually a few sheets to the wind when the sun goes down.

It is also said that Downfall is the long-lost Amtgard brother to Jynx Mercades.

Affiliated Groups

Ministers of Grace

Belted Family


Notable Accomplishments

  • Knight of the Flame, awarded by King Duke Sir Moonshadow at Clan '08 Video of the knighting.
  • Master Rose, awarded by King Duke Sir Moonshadow at Clan '08
  • Also most notable in his history, he was Lorded by Sirs Warblade and Jacobi from the Kingdom of the Golden Plains on the 14th of September, 2006 for his notable work within the Kingdom of Golden Plains.
  • The first and so far only Sword Knight Idol.
  • Given the title of Ambassador by Grand Duke Slyddur Rahbet
  • Has received Master Sluffer from Duke Riff Raff of Pegasus Valley.

Additional Images

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More Information

  • Personal Website
  • Company Website
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