Poobah

Baron Poobah, of Phoenix Tears, in the Kingdom of Tal Dagore

Biography

No living soul knows the exact beginnings of the Poobah. The earliest tales tell the tale of Poobah one claiming to be so hungry he would eat the ass out of a Were Rat. The tale also mentions he was later seen bursting from the chest of a Crimson Dragon, burping loudly and proclaiming that it had just the right about of kick in the sauce. Poobah then went on to spread terror that few can witness without fleeing, or peeing from laughter. He has crossed the lands of Amtgard, Despoiling feasts, devouring virgins, and romancing foes. The despicable, devilish, demented, deranged, deflowering Master Druid's tales were told so far and wide he has now found himself belted to Master Anti-Paladin Sir Wisp Nemoralis. When asked his greatest accomplishment in life, he simply stated "Making a brownie eat it's way out of a dead elf."

Affiliated Groups

• Grendel - Jarl
• Church of Pie - Cardinal

Belted Line

• Sir Wisp Nemoralis
  • Sir Konrad
    • Squire Lobster
      • Dame Fira Ironscales
      • Page Kqarin Darkfern
      • Page Numbnutz
    • Squire Thorge Badgerhart
      • Page Grizzly Badgerhart
    • Sir Gromal Finlay
      • Squire Kratos Spiritpaw
        • Page Gunnar Silvermane
      • Squire Fenrir Wolfsbane
        • Page Ruven Silverquill
        • Page Akira Ishtar Wolfsbane
      • Squire Midnight Silvane
        • Page Alveara
      • Squire Pittacus Evangel
        • Page Zazriel
      • Squire Aria Lokasdottir
        • Page Uriel
      • Squire Lunasa
      • Squire Waldodorf
        • Page Chauncy
    • Sir Rathius
      • Page Sethric
    • Sir Fuzz
    • Sir Drakes
    • Page Dar
    • Page Tarrow
    • Page Ranpu
    • Page Cliffton
  • Page Medicine Man
  • Dame Erewen
  • Sir Poobah
    • Squire Adric
      • Page Scythis
    • Squire Tawney
      • Page Sparrow Lullaby
  • Squire Shamus Nemoralis
  • Squire Thorpe Nemoralis
    • MaA Taver
  • Sir Lorell Nemoralis
    • Squire Thorne Nemoralis
      • Sir Marcus
    • Squire Fallyn
  • Sir Deagan
    • Immortal Gafiltafish
      • MaA Derka
      • Page Kodran

Notable Accomplishments

I never wanted to do this job in the first place! I... I wanted to be... A LUMBERJACK! (piano vamp) Leaping from tree to tree! As they float down the mighty rivers of British Columbia! With my best girl by my side! The Larch! The Pine! The Giant Redwood tree! The Sequoia! The Little Whopping Rule Tree! We'd sing! Sing! Sing! Oh, I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay, I sleep all night and I work all day. CHORUS: He's a lumberjack, and he's okay, He sleeps all night and he works all day. I cut down trees, I eat my lunch, I go to the lava-try. On Wednesdays I go shoppin' And have buttered scones for tea. Mounties: He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch, He goes to the lava-try. On Wednesdays 'e goes shoppin' And has buttered scones for tea. CHORUS I cut down trees, I skip and jump, I like to press wild flowers. I put on women's clothing, And hang around in bars. Mounties: He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps, He likes to press wild flowers. He puts on women's clothing And hangs around... In bars? CHORUS I chop down trees, I wear high heels, Suspendies and a bra. I wish I'd been a girlie Just like my dear papa. Mounties: He cuts down trees, he wears high heels Suspendies? and a ... a Bra? (spoken, raggedly) What's this? Wants to be a *girlie*? Oh, My! And I thought you were so rugged! Poofter! CHORUS All: He's a lumberjack, and he's okaaaaaaayyy...

Titles

• Baron awarded by Sir Wyldecatt and Sir Wisp Nemoralis - March 2013
• Lord awarded by Redhead - April 2004

Offices Held

• Duke of Pheonix Tears, October 2012 - April 2013
• Board of Directors, Kingdom of Tal Dagore, September 2012 - September 2013
• Regent of Jupiter Stones, January 2012 - June 2012
• Sheriff - Viper's Court, August 2011 - September 2011
• GM of Druids - Kingdom of Tal Dagore, February 2011 - August 2011
• Guild Master of Druids, Western Gate, January 2011 - July 2011