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*[[Sir]] [[Tanath]] | *[[Sir]] [[Tanath]] |
Revision as of 15:13, 9 December 2008
Contents
Count Squire Loptr the Comical Hare (Funny Bunny), of The River's End
The Princess Bride
"The player formally known as Prince." -Linden
"Mr. Loptr should be an orca." -Ms. Moira Snotface daugther of Mirrim
Bio
Loptr lives in Rivers End of the kingdom of Desert Winds of the Empire of Iron Mountains. He is married to Sindari and the father of Dragon both of whom lovingly marvels at Loptr's ability to cause his family to miss plane flights. Loptr attempts to travel to as many big events as possible and is revered for his willingness to drink beer, ditch and make an ass out of himself. Even in other people's tents.
Affiliated Groups
Star Questing Dragons fighting company. SQD's are the first Amtgard company and are making a revival in numbers.
House O' Hare- (Holder of the Pelt),
House Phallus
Captain in the Midwest Trading Company
Belted Family
Loptr is Squired to Sir Kezgar who some how manages to make Loptr look small. Kezgar, before he became a Knight of the Sword was Squire to Sir Lief, Who was Squired to Sir Auromax, Who was Squired to Thorn Crossbearer.
MaA Destiny
MaA Meeker
- Taylor aka Mardigan
- Sir Matthias O'Lachon
- Akin
- Pi a.k.a. Kairi Pawned off as a Squire to Brennon
- NOT my Page Hannoske
- Sir Tanath
- Dan the Man
- Sir Thorn Crossbearer
- Sir Auromax Silverhawk
- Squire River
- Squire Sirrakhis
- Squire William
- Squire Little Bill
- Sir Talisin Silverwolf
- Sir Brennen MacGregor
- Lief Mcpayne
- Sir Kezgar (also Squire to Talinor)
- Sir Otter Valinor(also Squire to Wolfram)
- Sir Zigful sai Yuk(also Squire to Falamar)
- Sir Sparhawk Kingfisher
- Sir Blackthorne
- Sir Auromax Silverhawk
Notable Accomplishments:
- Loptr has also helped run more than one Salt Wars event. *Loptr says* "Salt Wars will become one of the events to go to. If you doubt this talk to someone who has gone."
- Loptr has managed to get his fun on at no less than 12 major events in which he managed to out drink many.
- Winner, 2006 Flurb of the Year competition.
Positions:
- Prime Minister of Desert Winds fall/winter reign 08
- Champion of Desert Winds Winter Reign
- Duke of Rivers End fall reign 07
- Pro tem Regent of Rivers End last half of summer reign
- Prince of Desert Winds summer reign 06
- Regent of Desert Winds summer reign 05
- Regent of River's End winter reign 04
- Cpt of the guard River's End spring reign 04
- Title of Count.
- (rumor has it, Loptr is actually the dark god Loki)
'Despite his antics, the gods tolerated Loki. Afterall, he was the blood brother of Odin and no one wanted to offend the most powerful of the Viking gods. Besides, it was Loki's trickery that provided the gods with many of their most valued treasures; Thor with his mighty hammer, Sif her golden hair and Odin his deadly spear and magical rings.'