Orion Haeren

Squire Orion Haeren of the Duchy of Crimson Wood, Kingdom of Westmarch

"Yeah I'll just tell Kirk I'm dropping his belt cause he doesn't put out. I wonder if he'd kick me in the face?" -Orion to Drenth

"Bitch just got FUCKED UP!!!" - Orion at FoM 5

"These are the exact reasons why I carry around a rape whistle" - Orion to Orko at SKBC 2010

evil Randy on the left, Orion Haeren on the right.

General Information

One of Crimson Wood's best fighters, regularly dominating tournaments with single short & Sword and Shield.

Occasionally busts out with a freestyle rap on the field.

Affiliated Groups

• Current Pledge of Bellator Adamas
• Rutgers, a team of the California Jugging League
• Co-Captain and co-founder of the Order of the Elements household

Belted History

• Sir Thorn Crossbearer
  • Baronet Sir Blackthorne
    • Squire (January 1, 2011)

Notable Accomplishments

• Warmaster, Principality of Westmarch, Crown Qualifications, October 2009
• Crimson Wood Weaponmaster 4 consecutive times
• Styled "The Valorous" for his role in Will Northam's quest events of 2006-2007
• Completed the "Old Chicago Pizza Challenge" with MaA CJ, as they are the only pair to do so, although CJ ate more than half of the pizza.

Additional Images

• Orion killing Jareth in single short semi-finals

• Orion killing evil Randy to take 1st in single short

• Shit son!