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=== Biography === | === Biography === | ||
| − | No living soul knows the exact beginnings of the Poobah. The earliest tales tell the tale of Poobah one claiming to be so hungry he would eat the ass out of a | + | No living soul knows the exact beginnings of the Poobah. The earliest tales tell the tale of Poobah one claiming to be so hungry he would eat the ass out of a Were Rat. The tale also mentions he was later seen bursting from the chest of a Crimson Dragon, burping loudly and proclaiming that it had just the right about of kick in the sauce. Poobah then went on to spread terror that few can witness without fleeing, or peeing from laughter. He has crossed the lands of Amtgard, Despoiling feasts, devouring virgins, and romancing foes. The despicable, devilish, demented, deranged, deflowering Master Druid's tales were told so far and wide he has now found himself belted to Master Anti-Paladin [[Sir]] [[Wisp]] Nemoralis. When asked his greatest accomplishment in life, he simply stated "Making a brownie eat it's way out of a dead elf." |
== [[Baron]] Poobah, of [[Phoenix Tears]], in the [[Kingdom]] of [[Tal Dagore]]== | == [[Baron]] Poobah, of [[Phoenix Tears]], in the [[Kingdom]] of [[Tal Dagore]]== | ||
Revision as of 04:45, 26 March 2013
Contents
Biography
No living soul knows the exact beginnings of the Poobah. The earliest tales tell the tale of Poobah one claiming to be so hungry he would eat the ass out of a Were Rat. The tale also mentions he was later seen bursting from the chest of a Crimson Dragon, burping loudly and proclaiming that it had just the right about of kick in the sauce. Poobah then went on to spread terror that few can witness without fleeing, or peeing from laughter. He has crossed the lands of Amtgard, Despoiling feasts, devouring virgins, and romancing foes. The despicable, devilish, demented, deranged, deflowering Master Druid's tales were told so far and wide he has now found himself belted to Master Anti-Paladin Sir Wisp Nemoralis. When asked his greatest accomplishment in life, he simply stated "Making a brownie eat it's way out of a dead elf."
Baron Poobah, of Phoenix Tears, in the Kingdom of Tal Dagore
Affiliated Groups
- Grendel - Jarl
- Church of Pie - Cardinal
Belted Line
- Sir Wisp Nemoralis
Notable Accomplishments
Titles
Offices Held
- Duke of Pheonix Tears, October 2012 - April 2013
- Board of Directors, Kingdom of Tal Dagore, September 2012 - September 2013
- Regent of Jupiter Stones, January 2012 - June 2012
- Sheriff - Viper's Court, August 2011 - September 2011
- GM of Druids - Kingdom of Tal Dagore, February 2011 - August 2011
- Guild Master of Druids, Western Gate, January 2011 - July 2011
