Lurker

Lurker The Pieous, of Pegasus Valley, Dragonspine

"I hate crazy people, they steal my thunder."

"I've been high on contact cement for a few hours"

"I didn't realize you could have a chinese knock-off brand of Saracens"

Lurker, at Spring War, performing the native dance of his people

Biography

Another E-Sam Forum Troll

Persona History

As flurby as it may sound, Lurker is actually just a name used by several different individuals as an alias. It is unknown exactly who these people are and how many of them exist. This may or may not explain Lurker's apparent memory loss, his ability to exist in multiple places at once, his lack of a concrete personality, or how he manages to be so annoying.

Belted Family

• • • Sir Pollux Lightchild Penitent (Flame 2004)
      • Squire Maraikoh Inactive
        • Man at Arms Teylon De'Grathor Eru Ilúvatar
      • Squire Skull
        • Man at Arms Staccatto Toccata
        • Man at Arms Heathen
      • Squire Evan Traginoire
        • Man at Arms Yang
        • Man at Arms Carnage
      • Squire Abiliegh Cross
        • Man at Arms Jack Cross
          • Page Ulrich Cross
        • Man at Arms Hroth
        • Page Footnote
        • Page Titsorry Imatard
      • Squire Ferus
      • Man at Arms Grimbold
      • Woman at Arms Sethra Lavitra
      • Woman at Arms Alayne
      • Woman at Arms Sid

Affiliated groups

Member of the Wokou Syndicate (Picciotto)

Notable accomplishments

• Took 27 pies in the face at a Harvest War, and awarded the title of "The Pieous" as a result
• Positions:
  • Heir Apparent of Pegasus Valley
  • Guildmaster of Bards, Barbarians, Assassins and Warriors
  • Duke of Pegasus Valley
  • Regent of Pegasus Valley
• Classes at 6th Level:
  • Barbarian
  • Warrior
  • Bard

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