Miles Ookami

Miles Ookami of Crimson Wood, Dragonspine/Westmarch

"There once was a Bard named Milan/ who moved with such striking elan/ that sitting at feast/ they thought 'twas a beast/ that must have made all their rum gone."
"So I had this idea..."
"Head! Arm! Legs! Dead!"

Personal Information

Miles began his Amtgard experience in Crimson Wood on the day of the Crown Quals Weaponmaster tournament of 2006. After a brief love affair with the Monk class, having fallen prey to the somewhat fallacious idea that Monks are immune to everything after a few levels, he was appointed Court Bard by Baroness Elspeth and has been taking practically all of his credits in Bard ever since--though he frequently experiments in other classes as well, and plans to try Scout or Healer next. All the same, recent experiments in Poltergeist and Unicorn, along with AmtWiki-related dabbling in non-Dor sourcebooks, have provoked him to dilly-dally in Monster credits along the way. The somewhat infamous Robe of a Thousand Flurbs was created as a result of this tempting path, from which no lasting good--other than moar cowbell--is likely to arise.

His striking, inexplicable loathing of short swords has caused him to be seen on the field with all manner of other weaponry, ranging from double-daggers to quarterstaves to his beloved (by him only, it seems) flail; an early attempt at making a sai produced the (not of legal specification) "Battelabra," which still remains enshrined in his folks' garage somewhere as a monument to First Weapon Syndrome. He also has a penchant for sashes and other strip-like pieces of cloth, which is evident in the custom garb graciously crafted for him by the talented Elspeth, in addition to the remarkably multi-purpose black sash he generally wears on the field at all times, weather permitting. He is easily recognizable by his lanky frame (easier to hit with swords, but not so much with arrows) and stubbornly resistant-to-styling hair.

His treasured Bardic flute, carved of a single piece of lovingly stained bamboo, was a gift to him from the kind Lady Ruby after his original instrument, an Irish tin whistle, was bent and smushed nearly beyond recognition, despite the fact that he still has the distorted object. However, after encountering difficulty with keeping even that pristine wooden instrument on his person during battlegames, making his continued (albeit unknowing) use of magic a bit dubious thereafter, he has since resorted to other measures for combat--such as a glow-in-the-dark cowbell, and a necklace made of multicolored kazoos. The Rules Revision Committee has responded by making it unnecessary for Bards to carry musical instruments to cast magic, come Revision 7.4--clearly they wished to nip his experimentation in musical accenture in the bud.

Miles is a zealous flurb and was recently termed the "yin to the yang" of Arthur MacGregor, a player renowned for his no-nonsense Stick Jock personality. The two share a heritage of migrating to Siar Geata from different lands (Arthur reportedly spent time in the Iron Mountains), making this perhaps a truer statement than anticipated. Still, in any single-short duel, Arthur remains easily capable of defeating his flurby counterpart quite soundly. The fact that Arthur generally plays a 6th-level Monk makes this fact even more accurate in other events.

Due to mundane events of the educational persuasion, Miles is currently living in the San Diego region, and will be attending field days at the Shire of Siar Geata as time permits, accordingly. While there, he has unwittingly picked up (from its denizens, naturally) an association with Unicorns--particularly those featured in episodes of Robot Chicken. This has even gone so far as to be included in the renowned Magic: The Gathering cards Milan of Amber crafted in the Summer '08 Crown Qual A&S Tourney, which featured an image straight from the show.

Honors

Miles was styled "The Just" by Baronial Champion Will Northam for his role in Will's ongoing quest scenario for the land. He earned his first Order of the Warrior on his first day of attendance by making it to the final match in the Great weapons section of the aforementioned tournament while wielding a polearm graciously loaned to him by Niveus, displaying from the very start his affinity for non-Short weaponry.
He recently received the crushingly ironic "Flurb Sword" for a strange achievement in a quest that involved killing Milan of Amber (in Azure Dragon form), despite the fact that Milan died only once (and even then, not at Miles' hand); thanks to Jack's undoubtedly masterful work in crafting it, the blade became detached from the hilt even before he left the field the same day. Undaunted, the magical bopstick has been reconstructed and will undoubtedly lure Miles into using short swords more often, what with it being shiny and all.

Other Accomplishments

Miles served as Court Bard for two reigns (Winter '06-Fall'07) under Baroness Sirrah Elspeth, while he was still physically present in Crimson Wood. He was later elected GM of Bards and Guildmaster of Heraldry for the summer-winter '08 reign in Siar Geata, and during the summer '08 Siar Geata Weaponmaster tournament for Crown Qualifications inexplicably placed third overall, proving that the odds of the odd are odd indeed. He currently also serves as GMR and Court Herald for Siar Geata.

Belted Family

Miles currently is not a Squire or Man-at-Arms, despite the fact that he wears a black leather belt--mostly because he enjoys belt favors a lot and doesn't have something else suitable to put them on. He also wishes to point out to his gentle readers that a black belt with silver accents is generally the sign of a man-at-arms; the only "silver" on his belt is the steel of the eponymous ring at its end.

Membership

Miles is a Commoner in the Order of the Elements fighting company. Miles was appointed a member of the Crimson Wood Privateers during Mid-Reign of March 2007, and will be launching the Paroxysm Players household in the near future as a means of promoting Bardic events within Amtgard--its first act in commission being a re-enactment of Monty Python's "Michelangelo and the Pope," starring Siar Geata's Serbian Stallion, Yugovich.

Other (Mostly Mundane) Information

Miles is a writer and poet, in addition to being well-versed in the sciences. He enjoys helping others learn and create, and is generally willing to help anyone who asks for assistance with such things as character creation, roleplay development, personal histories, etc. The AmtWiki is, to him, an important resource for making the sum knowledge of the Amtgardian realms available to all in an easy-to-navigate, cohesive, monolithic format, and as such he tends to go on article-editing and -creation sprees, leaving the Recent changes board littered with remains in his wake, 'til should he again surface--perhaps like a Gargantuan Reptillian.
His literary works have placed well in Clan-level events.

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