Colt Mortemanus

Warlord Lord Sir Colt Mortemanus of Haranshire, Goldenvale

”Real men sew.”
"Sticks get chicks."
"No matter how adamantly you argue the point, it doesn't change the fact that you're wrong."
"You're not Captain America!"
"I got mine!"
"Colt is like a straight Neil Patrick Harris." - Dame Fionna of GV
"The 'Boy Wonder' of Amtgard"

Receiving his Warlord title.

Receiving his Sword Knight title as his friends Sir Bowen and Sir Potato look on.

Biography

Having joined Amtgard in 2004, Colt spent his early days trying to experience every aspect of the game that he could. He experimented heavily with questing, crafting, and battlegaming. It wasn't until 2006 that he decided to earnestly pursue combat. In early Summer 2007, he was given a Man at Arms belt under Syr Sanchez. (I say "given," but what I really mean is "he didn't really have a choice to even think about it because it was thrown at his head.") His knight loved him so much, he was given a squire's belt the following spring, less than a year later, on the same night that Sanchez was given his Crown knighthood. The exchange went something like as follows:

"Here."

"Uhh, the fuck, Nick?!"

"What?"

"Dude, I JUST became your Man at Arms!"

"And?"

"We gotta talk about this. I can't accept this."

"The fuck? Why not? What, you feeling whiny? Fine. You're doing a good job. There. Better?"

"You're an asshole."

"Shut up and put it on. I ain't gonna tie that shit on you."

"Fine. Fucker."

-Three hours later, after being dubbed a Crown Knight-

"So? how's it feel to be called a squire?"

"I wouldn't know. No one's done it yet."

"Squire."

"Crown Knight."

"Fuck you."

"Fuck you."

Affiliated Groups

• Rogue Company

Belted Family

• Sir Tawnee Darkfalcon
  • Sir Nashomi
    • Sir M'Deth
      • Sir Hellspawn
        • Sir Delphos
          • Sir Amren the Tall
            • Syr Disciple
              • Syr Sanchez
                • Sir Fitz DeShaun du Chevalier (Sword: 2012)
                • Squire Leiam
                • Squire Ethryn
                  • Page Lee
                • Squire Elghinn
                  • Man at Arms Laucian
                • Sir Colt Mortemanus (Sword: 2013)
                  • Squire Dee
                  • Squire Ecthelion
                  • Man at Arms Yarg
                  • Squire Laharal
                  • Woman at Arms Silvana

• • • • • • • • • Ser Godwyn Lanksalot (Sword: 2014)
                  • Squire Shoen
                  • Man at Arms Mika
                  • Page Wunder Woman
                  • Man at Arms Zwolf
                  • Squire Ohrn
                    • Man at Arms Nox
                    • Man at Arms Vikelf
                  • Sir Baron Dassureth
                    • Lord Squire Dassadec
                      • Man at Arms Thoan Runebeard
                      • Page Trysac
                    • Man at Arms Iggy Pheer
                    • Page Daruxxel
                    • Man-at-Arms Rawrchamp
                      • Page Rimuru
                    • Count Squire Aeon Wulfsbane
                    • Page Minos
                    • Page Skrum

Notable Accomplishments

• Knight of the Sword, given by King Sir Nexus Crow in October 2013
• Warlord
• Two-time Instructor at SKBC
• Noble title of Lord, given by King Akrith in the year 2008.
• Kingdom Weaponmaster x4 (GV) - May 2009, May 2012, Dec 2013, May 2018
• Kingdom Warmaster x2 (GV) - February 2010, March 2011
• First place in Weaponmaster tournament at Great Easterns XI, XIV, and GE 2018 (XX?).

Ridiculous Titles

• He Who Doesn't Need to Shut the Fuck Up
• Supreme High Dictator of Haranshire 4-EVER
• Defender of the Black Dragon
• Champion of the Summer
• Champion of the Seasons

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