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Post FOF 2009, he assisted [[Jynx Mercades]] in the founding of [[The Church of the High Cross]], as its Lord High Confessor, preaching salvation to all the unholy infidels of the ditch. Promptly at the next event, and the first event where the Church was properly represented became [[Jynx Mercades]] Man-at-Arms. Inquire some time about the Krix and Jynx's first encounter, it's quite the story, and then he found twenty bucks as a jet flew by. In August of the same year, Jynx did present Kricket with a squire's belt, with a teary eyed speech that left the surrounding watchers awed at the annual birthday bash celebrating the birth of the one true skorpion, and Saint of Hobo Juice. | Post FOF 2009, he assisted [[Jynx Mercades]] in the founding of [[The Church of the High Cross]], as its Lord High Confessor, preaching salvation to all the unholy infidels of the ditch. Promptly at the next event, and the first event where the Church was properly represented became [[Jynx Mercades]] Man-at-Arms. Inquire some time about the Krix and Jynx's first encounter, it's quite the story, and then he found twenty bucks as a jet flew by. In August of the same year, Jynx did present Kricket with a squire's belt, with a teary eyed speech that left the surrounding watchers awed at the annual birthday bash celebrating the birth of the one true skorpion, and Saint of Hobo Juice. | ||
| − | As of summer 2010 | + | As of summer 2010 Krix abandoned Western New York and relocated to Central Texas, specifically becoming a member of the Celestial Kingdom. There he can be found talking copious amounts of smack and being in general a typical Mercades asshole. |
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Squire Krix McDickstab Mercades, of Nocturnis, Celestial Kingdom.
”Doesn't have to be tight man, just gotta feel the walls.”
"Put a donk on it"
"I-ron-y"
"I'm going to judge you, it's kinda what I do"
Comrade Kricket
Biography
Krix started playing in the winter months of 2007. At Tribal Rivals II early in the morning Sir Goliath and Syr Sanchez unable to remember Krix from severe hangovers renamed him Kricket. The name only stuck in the North East as everyone else in the game just calls him Krix. (Don't break the news to Goliath, his ego can't take it). Has spent considerable time on the road traveling between GVP, Haranshire, and other places within the east coast throughout his early career in the game. During the first half of 2009 founded the website AmtGear, a t-shirt/apparel store hosted by Cafepress with gear specifically tailored to Amtgarders and boffer fighting.
Post FOF 2009, he assisted Jynx Mercades in the founding of The Church of the High Cross, as its Lord High Confessor, preaching salvation to all the unholy infidels of the ditch. Promptly at the next event, and the first event where the Church was properly represented became Jynx Mercades Man-at-Arms. Inquire some time about the Krix and Jynx's first encounter, it's quite the story, and then he found twenty bucks as a jet flew by. In August of the same year, Jynx did present Kricket with a squire's belt, with a teary eyed speech that left the surrounding watchers awed at the annual birthday bash celebrating the birth of the one true skorpion, and Saint of Hobo Juice.
As of summer 2010 Krix abandoned Western New York and relocated to Central Texas, specifically becoming a member of the Celestial Kingdom. There he can be found talking copious amounts of smack and being in general a typical Mercades asshole.
Affiliated Groups
- The prophet, Lord High Confessor of The Church of the High Cross
- Swordy Boys
- Team Shady
- XIII
Belted Line
- Sir Ahira Bandylegs - (Crown, 1991), (Serpent, 2018)
- Sir Delian Andalsa - (Crown, 1992)
- Dame Ladyhawke - (Flame, revoked) (Crown, 1994)
- Sir Egil Njalssen - (Crown, 1994), (Flame, 1996), (Serpent, 1998)
- Squire Tristan MacGregor
- Sir Andacar - (Serpent, 1995)
- Sir Feral Lynn Hammersong - (Serpent, 1999), (Crown, 2008)
- Shogun Jynx Mercades - (Flame, 2008)
- Inquisitor Krix - (Flame, 2021)
- Squire Lil Spicy
- Man at Arms Grappler Mercades
- Man at Arms Jimmy "the Swordsmith" Mercades
- Squire Lil Spicy
- Squire Thorshammer
- Squire Kazu
- Squire Viva Mercades
- Man at Arms Dermot
- Bat-at-Arms Jensen Lothbrok-Mercades the Red Wolf
- Leal Fitzmorgan de Junshin - (Serpent 2022, dropped 2024)
- Squire Naimad (adopted)
- Squire Bjorn
- Man at Arms Kyrian Freedman
- Man at Arms EZ Mac
- Page Ulv Lupusferro
- Page Phynix of Foresight
- Squire Magni
- Squire Corran Gray
- Man at Arms Vetla Norwood
- Purrson at Arms Devora Nightshade
- Man at Arms Cadellia Bramblesmith
- Inquisitor Krix - (Flame, 2021)
- Shogun Jynx Mercades - (Flame, 2008)
- Sir Egil Njalssen - (Crown, 1994), (Flame, 1996), (Serpent, 1998)
- Dame Ladyhawke - (Flame, revoked) (Crown, 1994)
- Sir Delian Andalsa - (Crown, 1992)
- Sir Randall Andalsa - (Crown, 2002), (Flame, 2008)
- Sir Anatole Stroke - (Sword, 2009)
- Sir Xion Stroke - (Sword, 2016)
- Sir Belthil - (Sword, 2019)
- Page Kierra Tul
- Squire Cassandrah Scarpaw
- Sir Francis - (Flame, 2014)
- Squire Mihr
- Squire Bai Hu
- Man at Arms Anthros
- Page Pieta
- Squire Hodr Rimefrost
- Squire Tajima
- Sir Anatole Stroke - (Sword, 2009)
- Sir Firespitter - (Flame 2005), (Sword 2007), (Crown, 2009)
Notable Accomplishments
-Broke Wolfen's fire hardened tonkin bamboo polearm on his kidney at Fury of the Northlands 2007
-Founder of the Amtgear Site
-Forged the Kitchen Sink, the only weapon known to mankind that makes Tosc take his shots
-Impersonated Feral Lynn at Feast of Fools 2010, convincing half of Crystal Groves that Sir Feral did actually attend the event
-Authored Kricket's Law
Positions Held
- On top of your mom
