Itsari

Overlord Adon Squire Itsari Lightshadow, Prophet of the BeeP, Shire of Mystic Springs, The Celestial Kingdom

"That was a bit unnecessary." -Jabberwiccy
"Everything I do is unnecessary." -Me

"I don't want to hang out under a bridge." Itsari as texted to Clio

"I invented Itsari.

Well, it's a prototype.

Soon we'll be releasing the Itsari 2000 Deluxe XL! Order now and get a complete set of Ginsu knives!" -Doomshadow

The BeeP wills it.

Biography

He hates you today
For its the BeeP who wills it
Pools of black sunshine
--Taver Firestrike

Mystic Springs

Istari Plays Amtgard at the Shire of Mystic Springs in San Antonio, TX. He started playing in 2001... or maybe it was 2002. This author can't really be bothered to recall. His first event was CK Coronation in November of 2006. Yeah, he waited that long. Pretty laid back, all around cool guy. Get to know him; you'll like him.

Itsari actually has his own star, in the constellation Cancer. It is designated as USC1308501-22 and can be found at Right Ascension 8H09M56.57S, Declination + 13D18M29S, Magnitude 14.93.

Itsari is currently being stalked by Doom.

"According to Viktor no one can be sure of anything. But I do have a plan. We desensitize you to the mispelling of your name. Istary. Istary. Istary. Then when we start adding letters, you don't notice. Istardy. Istardy. Istardy. Keep going. Istard. Isatard. Imatard. hannoske-"What's your name?" Itsary-"Imatard" Really it will work. Or I could have just sluffed you. You decide."-Hannoske.

Affiliated Groups

• Ministers of Grace
• Wardancers petitioner
• I.L.B.F. - Don
• HBS - Sluffer
• Dreamweavers - Lord of the House
• Midwest Trading Company -First Mate of the Surly Mermaid
• Club Cthulhu
• InterKingdom House of Pancakes -Head Line Cook
• House Lionesse
• FrostBrew

Belted Family

Istari is Squire to Dame Linden who was former Squire to Sir Arion, who was former Squire to Sir Zircon.

Itsari has two Woman-at-Arms; Luna Starbright and Delespheron.

Luna Starbright, Itsari, and Delespheron.

Notable Accomplishments

• Master Assassin, November 2006
• Sheriff of Mystic Springs November 2007 - November 2008
• Has held the office of Champion of Mystic Springs twice
• Celestial Kingdom Guildmaster of Assassins May 2007 - November 2007
• Founder and head of the Mirrim Fan Club

Classes at 6th level:

• Assassin

Titles:

• Overlord - Given by HRM Sir Esuom - CK, November 2008
• Lord - Given by HRM Dame Linden Tul, May 2007

Additional Images

Itsari and Itsari at CK Halloween Coronation 2008

• Crew of the Surly Mermaid
• Squire siblings
• Merry Effing Christmas
• [1]
  
• Itsari's assassin monkey, Titsorry Imatard
  
• Kilted
• At PS3

More Information

• a.k.a "The Irritable Assassin" as per Lullabie

• ORK
• Myspace
• Ministers of Grace
• email