Asinann "Ratt" Contemnophilius

Lord Squire Asinann "Ratt" Thex of Dragons of Fire Valley within the Kingdom of Northern Lights

”3,2,1, hit things.”

"Stabbing people in the dick is the only joy I have left in life"

Notable accomplishments

GMR of Mithril Hills Sept 2010-Feb 2011, July 2013-Oct 2013

Baron of Mithril Hills Feb 2011-Sept 2011, Feb 2015-Sept 2015

Chancellor of Mithril Hills December 2012-May 2012

GMR of Northern Lights Oct 2013-Dec 2014

Master Wizard

Walker in the Middle

Still hates you.

Belted Family

• Sir Morgan Kirkpatrick - Flame (1993), Crown (1994)
  • Sir Gaelin of Devonshire - Flame and Crown (Stripped 2001), Flame (2017)
    • Squire Aldrick
    • Squire Milenko The Red Odinson
    • Squire Morzan
    • Squire Rogue
    • Sir Kanphuzian Duskwalker - Darkjester - Serpent (2024)
      • Squire Adena Darkstar
      • Squire Lilith de Naia
    • Sir Rejack O'Loth - Flame (2000)
      • Sir Jamus Stormbringer - Sword (2001)
    • Sir Timmerdrill O'Eastmoor - Flame (Stripped 2001)
  • Nikolai "Hawk" Draculesti - Flame (1994), Serpent (1995), Crown (1998), Sword (2000) Stripped (2023)
    • Squire ERG
    • Squire Kat Darkjester
      • Sir Orion - Crown (2022)
        • Squire Buu
    • Sir Tristam Deregredane Malaskan - Flame (1996), Crown (2002)
      • Squire Baylik Gavrinsson
    • Sir Thane Falcon - Flame (1997), may he rest in peace
    • Dame Lucrezia - Serpent (1998), may she rest in peace
    • Sir Red Barchetta - Flame (1998)
    • Sir Ashe Arala - Sword (1999), Crown (2002)
    • Sir Vaune Shadowglave - Sword (2015), Serpent (2022), Battle (2023)
      • Squire Vuugash
        • Man-at-Arms Vee
        • Man-at-Arms Artie
      • Man-at-Arms Tiid Shadowglave
      • Sir Critias - Sword (2023), Battle (2023)
        • Squire Dizzet
        • Woman-at-Arms Miri
        • Man-at-Arms Fate
    • Dame Merlot Lovell - Flame (2019)
      • Squire Roran Rainblade
      • Squire Hyperion
      • Squire Nelly
      • Woman-at-Arms Noex Lupus
      • Woman-at-Arms Demon Striker
      • Woman-at-Arms Draconeavia
      • Dame Keladrie de Mildran - Flame (2021)
        • Squire Alphie the Adorable
      • Dame Kiafia Or'Zuke - Serpent (2024)
        • Man-at-Arms Raska
        • Woman-at-Arms Arnameena Dragonsbane
    • Sir Enoch - Serpent (2021)
      • Squire Osonious the Grizzled
      • Squire Rook Whitehallow
    • Dame Alene "Aristiri" DiaSkiie Kirkpatrick - Crown (Stripped 2004), Serpent (Resigned 2005), Flame (2015)
      • Squire Agriok Bloodmoon
      • Squire Aku Mitatsu
      • Squire Alexi Nieamov
      • Squire Asinann "Ratt" Thex
        • Man-at-Arms Albel
        • Man-at-Arms Fenrir Yedgen
      • Squire Bainesidhe
        • Man-at-Arms Bjorn the Small
        • Man-at-Arms Gannon Silvermane
        • Man-at-Arms Dizzet
        • Man-at-Arms Oberon
        • Page Nymeria
      • Squire BlueRose Dragon
        • Man-at-Arms KeLeo Wolfram
      • Squire Cole Caecus
      • Squire Duncan Grey (June 1998)
      • Squire Durnik Aldursvale
        • Man-at-Arms Little Wolf
        • Man-at-Arms Sanas
      • Squire Gordon of Greyhawk
        • Man-at-Arms Moon Walker
      • Squire Herrick the Mildly Preturbed
      • Squire Het Feywalker
      • Squire MarQ
      • Squire Nialo Blackwood
        • Man-at-Arms Faron Raige
      • Squire Orava Dragneil
        • Page Khameleon
      • Squire Quinn
      • Squire Runesilver Dragon
        • Man-At-Arms Fearthainn
        • Man-At-Arms Lord Admiral Blackrose Bill
        • Page Melody Heart
      • Squire Scraps
      • Squire Selket
        • Man-at-Arms Purple Glove
      • Squire Smasher
      • Squire Tankros
      • Squire Thornessa Vollar risa Kingsman
        • Man-at-Arms Darb
        • Page Rissa Roo
      • Squire Tully Obsidyn
      • Squire Vaye Darkfire
        • Man-at-Arms Dramorica Bloodmoon
      • Man-at-Arms Kafka Stoneteller
      • Man-at-Arms Soular Faux
      • Man-at-Arms Strider
      • Sir Tharialian Tanthialias - Serpent (2000)
      • Sir Christian Leveen - Serpent (2001)
      • Sir Shyden Hellsfire - Sword (2014)
        • Squire Matty Hellsfire
        • Squire Savvanick Hellsfire
        • Sir Dagon Hellsfire - Crown (2024), Flame (2024), Serpent (2024)
      • Sir Adonion DeIvyn - Flame (2003)
        • Squire Fleuric Drake-Sargent
        • Sir Aphaydren Stormchaser - Flame (2011)
          • Squire Overlord Falcon
          • Squire Alice Greenland
          • Squire Serena Doll Moonsdotter
          • Squire Grainmag
          • Squire Bulark
          • Squire Pandora
      • Sir Lharche Or'Zuke - Crown (2023)
        • Squire Leigha
        • Squire Seren
        • Squire Gilernil Ly'Vain
        • Woman-at-arms Momiji
        • Woman-at-arms Luna de Rocket Mouse
        • Woman-at-arms Dark Fairy
  • Sir Christian Kendric - Flame (1996)
    • Squire Toa
      • MAA Leezard
    • Sir Kaylin Underhell - Serpent (2009), Flame (2014)
      • Squire Theron
        • Man-at-Arms Bahyurur
        • Man-at-Arms Tepo
        • Page Z
      • Squire Aurora, Huntress of the Mist, may she rest in peace.
      • Squire Dezmon Mainland
        • Page Jazz Banefire
      • Squire Murphy O'Hygan
      • Squire Kithiandra
      • Squire Hated
        • Man-at-Arms Sol
      • Squire Weega Underhell
      • Man-at-Arms Leemur
      • Woman-at-Arms Adalia
      • Ser Attano Sagax - Serpent (2022)
      • Luminary Galuria Arrowfox - Flame (2023)
        • Squire Rosheka
          • Woman-at-Arms Sunbird
          • Man-at-Arms Slendy
        • Squire Thrin
        • Squire Zedakiah Massacre
        • Man-at-Arms GUNNARR ARROWFOX
        • Woman-at-Arms Dartz Arrowfox
      • Sir Jack Darkmoon-Darkjester - Flame (2016)
        • Squire Daciana
        • Woman-at-Arms Arya/Katalina
        • Sir Hard Place - Serpent (2024)
        • Sir Miller - Sword (2023)
          • Man-at-Arms Wee Woo
          • Man-at-Arms Crow
          • Man-at-Arms Pariah
          • Man-at-Arms Panda
          • Page Grunt

Affiliated Groups

Eclipse Fighting Company

House Mythos