Evil Randy
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Lord Baronet, Squire evil Randy, Nomad of Westmarch
"I just cant allow stupid. Stupid should hurt, and I aim to make it so." -evil Randy
"Friends don't let friends use PVC!" -evil Randy
Bio
Started in Abilene, TX in spring of 1996 in the Shire of Citadel under the Duchy of Iron Gate. Moved to Florida and joined the Nomadic Tribes of the Emerald Coast. From the EC he joined the Navy and moved to Chicago where he started the Shire of Fiery Nights, soon after he left for Norfolk, VA. where he helped to start the Sea of Rhye, staying only a couple months in VA. he then traveled to California where he became a part of the Duchy of The Crystalline Confederacy. As a request from the Duke, evil Randy became an envoy to the up and comming Shire of Feanga. Failing to convince Feanga to play by the rules of Amtgard, evil Randy along with several core Feangan members left to create the Shire of the Silver Sun. After serving as the Champion for nearly a year evil Randy returned home to the Emerald Coast and attempted to revive the group, able to achieve Barony status until Nightrisa decided to split the group due to her own political aspirations. After Hurricane Katrina eR was forced to relocate to San Diego where he splits is Amt time among the groups in the area.
eR and his wife, Taly, have recently decided to officially move to Siar Geata.
Belted Line
- evil Randy's Grandma Knight is Dame Weilok
- evil Randy is Squired to Kudzu.
- Besides Sir Kudzu,evil Randy answers to Dame Joy and Sir Evil Ryss
Affiliated Groups
Notable Accomplishments
- Convinced Taly to marry him.
- Started more groups than he has destroyed.
Who is Responsible for His Actions
After much debate and even more Alcohol it was decided that when evil Randy is in Garb, his Knight is responsible for him. If however evil Randy is not in garb and he does something to offend you, then you should contact his wife. Either way you will most likely get the same reply... "WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO ABOUT IT...HE'S evil!" The best solution therefore is to follow these simple suggestions:
- Approach evil Randy directly. Worst case scenario he will tell you why he is hitting you so hard. Best case, He will apolagize and say he didnt realize you were so weak.
- Stop sluffing
- Stop sluffing and suck it up
- Stop sluffing and looking for gray areas
Lands Regularly Attended
Additional Images
Here we see eR trying to decide which sluffin ho to junk-stab next.
