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Squire Countess Locks Tittays Derriere of the Duchy of the Iron Mountains

AKA Madame Bon Derriere
AKA Hair, Tits, Ass

”It was sticking out of my bra, Heather removed it, and then she decided to give it to Doogan, but he didn't want it, so we gave it to Yugi instead." --explaining how Yugovich ended up with her underwire that one night at Chili's after Faire

"Shrap I just want your meat in my mouth!"- Stealing food off Shrap's plate Axgar's house 2009

"Your shield is no match for my turbo-ass!"--to Izzy after a random bit of playful shield-checking


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She can often be seen getting around in "Bessie," her XTerra (complete with heater block warmer plug dangling from the front grill--perhaps its most commented-upon feature). Despite her virginal and perhaps even somewhat angelic appearance, MBD definitely has a bit of an evil streak that seems to be brought out most strongly by Eve El'Wyfe. Coincidence? We think not.

MBD shows no small talent with the violin, and performed one of Bach's partitas for Siar Geata's Archery Tournament of 2008, much to the delight of the populace. She has also performed her violin for South Gate and the Crown Lands of the IM.

She likes her donuts without sprinkles (best not forget it), but she really likes her donuts.

Jess has been making impressive progress towards becoming a regular battlefield presence. Her attendance to local fighter practices outperforms some of the land's "regulars" (particularly the flurby ones).

Affiliated Groups

Belted Family

Brennon Viridian (Sword)

Notable Accomplishments


BOD pro-tem Alternate for SG BOD, April 2009 - December 2009.
Seneschal to the Crown Lands, June 2012 - September 2012
Imperial Prime Minister to the Iron Mountains, September 2012 - March 2013 Imperial Regent to the Iron Mountains, June 2013 to January 2014