Alona Twotrees

Squire Lady Barin-Ass (Baroness) Alona "I believe it's pronounced Chupacablahblah" Twotrees, Onishi The NICE of the [[[Duchy]] of Phoenix Tears in the Kingdom of the Rising Winds.

Biography

Alona started playing amtgard in 2001, in Galesburg, IL at the now defunct shire of Sawney Freehold Shire under Golden Plains(but it's ok, its now Forsaken Lakes, now under Rising Winds) and was one of the 7 founding members, and first regent of the park. She then moved to Chicago area and played at the now defunct Shadow's Home under Burning Lands in Aurora, IL. Then she convinced the people of the now defunct Loch V'Naer which was at one point known as Oakshire in Chicago to merge with Shadow's Home. Then the not defunct but prospering maybe cause she left it (but really it's cause SH and NH merged) North Haven under Principality of Rosetta Pact under Iron Mountains in Schamburg, IL and then changed parks to help out Fiery Nights in Waukeegan, IL. But failed miserably. Then she moved to Phoenix Tears under Rising Winds in Springfield, IL. She hopes not to kill off this group as well. She is still amused that she has belonged to no less than 4 kingdoms without leaving Illinois.

Squire Alona is a graphic artist of some reknown in amtgardia; having created many beautiful and useful award templates, neat web sites, and a myriad of other cool things. Both former queens Clio and Linden have used her award templates. As have King Glavas and probably other groups.

Affiliated Groups

Alona is a Green Wench in the Warder Wenches
A member of the House Onishi
And an Elder of Shadow's Home the Shire for Hire.
Mistress of Household AMW
Some people think she's part of Dreamweavers, but they are deluding themselves.
Invites herself / crashes Clan Okuyama, Freemerchants, and any random other groups in Springfield that happen to be hosting parties at the moment.

Alona is Squired to Sir Katzu. She has one awesomely amazing page, Sraw, and a awesome Man at Arms Olan whom she feels bad that she hasn't visited.

Notable Accomplishments

Has made award templates that are used by half of Amtgard it seems..
Makes lots of other cool things, including awesome garb.
PWNS A&S competitions.
Has been deemed "The Nice"
Lady, baroness, yada yada yada
Helped foster many Illinois groups and can still find some of her things randomly floating around them.
Is easily beaten by small children.
Was deified to goddess status by an in-joke at her old shire. Now she's a House Goddess for the Onishi Clan. Her aspects being swag, boobies, random small children and stealing bites of food while people are cooking. Oddly, she worships at the Church of PIE.
Is the ghost of Onishi past, present and future.