Dragonblade Mercenaries
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The Dragonblade Mercenaries
You want us to have honor, mercy, and fairplay? Dude?! We're mercenaries!
Heraldry
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Biography
The Dragon Blade Mercenaries are an elite group of misfits with intricate connections to groups all over the globe, including McLean, Bedlam, and Broadmoor. In nineteen-tickety-two, founding members of the group (whose names remain unreleased for matters of national security) were feasting on cobbler and blood of the innocent (an old family recipe) when genius struck: there was much untapped money to be gained from the lucrative world of strip clubs and escort services. After making a few babies cry and consequently realizing that nobody would ever pay to be in the company of these fatty dingos, this conniving group decided to become mercenaries instead. From that point on, the Dragon Blade Mercenaries have dedicated their swords to the highest bidders in the Amtgard world.
Fun Dragon Blade Facts:
- They like milkshakes. A lot.
- Favorite game: Apples to Uppercuts
- A paper plate once made Niddy cry.
- Pumpkin Curry is like Pumpkin Soup
- Dragon Blades love them some Asians.
- Meetings are not productive unless crayons are involved.
- Vegans taste yummy.
- Pancakes taste nasty.
- Children are a valuable asset against Knights.
- Ewoks are alive and among us.
Original Mission Statement
We the Dragon Blade Mercenaries will Serve and Protect the populace of our park and Kingdom as the foremost fighting company. As friends we will unify under one banner as a cohesive fighting unit. As members we will contribute to the Dream by actively competing in the Arts & Sciences, by holding offices at park and Kingdom level, and by actively participating within the company itself. We will set the bar for other fighting companies, households, and individuals to strive for.
Company Info
Started back in the day by Anton "T Bone" Sorvon, the Dragonblade Mercenaries are the largest fighting company in the Desert Rose. Filled with a gaggle of rabbled-rousers, Anton Sorvon had to relinquish control of the mercenaries pending a lengthy court trial. Now lead by the strong in the arms, but not the head, Nidalap Fuzzykins, and The Great Runestone Lillywinks, who said on several occassions that whatever he eats goes straight to his hips, the Dragonblade Mercenaries continue to bring glory, gold, and other stuff not mentioned here in this biography because of Federal Law, to wherever a Dragonblade Mercenary calls his home. Even if he's an elf down south somewhere.
Our colors are purple, black, and silver.
Affiliated Groups
With the obvious affiliations to the groups joined or started by the members of the Dragonblade Mercenaries, the Dragonblade Mercenaries have had an underlying guideline of peacekeeping in the Desert Rose. Thus on several occassions, the Dragonblade Mercenaries have allied with many fighting companies and households throughout the Desert Winds. On the flipside, the Dragonblade Mercenaries have also fought against these same fighting companies and households.
Members
Anton Sorvon, Founder of The Dragonblade Mercanaries
Canute Alfarinson
Cratos aka McLovin
The Opitome of Sexy, Demitri Barberoi
Dragon of High Oasis
Eragon "Mudskipper"
Viscount Master MaA Evan Traginoire
The Mexican Samurai, Jin Arubume
Kazin of High Oasis
The Great Runestone Lillywinks. . . El Capitan
Ludsoe of High Oasis
Captain Nidalap Fuzzykins
Pancakes of the River's End House of Pancakes
The Ewok, Phoenix Silverclaw
Rachel Hollyrose
Sunflower Hat Stealer
Heh he he . . . Yang
Lady Whiskey Brandybuck
Notable Accomplishments
The accomplishment of the one is usually shared by the whole in the phrase, "Mercenaries Represent!".
Additional Images
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More Information
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- Contact Nidalap Fuzzykins for more information.
