Angrist Galvorn

Marquis Sir Angrist Galvorn Crystal Groves

"And they expect ANGRIST to keep you folks "out of trouble?" Dear Mother Goddess, that's like putting a porn-star in charge of maintaining the sexual integrity of a convent! *grin*" -- Baron Sir Calvin MacDruen

"Karma's a bitch, and I am it's Justicar."

Bio

He started at the Shire of Ragnarok in Killeen TX, CK in 1993. Became the second Baron of Ragnarok in August of that year and squired to Earl Sir Zephram MacLaran. He moved to Irongate Golden Plains in 1995 for a year and a half, and to the East coast in 1997. He founded the Colony of Eastport in 1997 with Baron Sir Calvin MacDruen, and started Great Eastern in 1998. He then relocated to Solstice in 1999 and remained there until 2004. In 2007, he left Dark Harbor and returned to Solstice.

In 2008, he took pennance for an on-line nuking he gave to a rival knight on the Crystal Groves list to set an example to up and comers that there are consequences for your actions as a knight. The other knight didn't even bother to apologize for various silly slanders that no one believed anyway.

That summer, personal issues between himself and his former squire Celwyn led him to not only resign his newly-elected position as Regent, but leave Solstice for good as well. He is now a member of the newly formed Freehold, Loa's Landing.

He doesn't care much for being called sir, prefering to be called "Angrist", "Angy" or even a simply "bro". No one takes him less seriously than he does. His Woman-At-Arms simply calls him incorrigible though, and he usually answers to it.

He was recently seen trolling around at Spring War, not nearly as drunk as he could be, with his band of merry sidekicks...and Feral.

Affiliated groups

• House Bacon - Commissioner of Porcine Safety

The Privateers (Captain)

Belted line

• Sir Calvin MacDruen (Flame: 1992)
  • Sir Angrist Galvorn (Flame: 1998)
    • Dame Willow Dreammaker (Flame: 2002)
      • Man-at-Arms Jabowa
    • Page Quispt Sobel
    • Squire Jenos (Inactive)
    • Ser Eliessi
      • Squire Lyle Wellby
      • Squire Andromeda
      • Man at Arms Yenir (Inactive)
      • Woman at Arms Lady Encaterina
        • Page Scoops
      • Page Kyus Sindacco
      • Page Alhert
      • Duke Syr Noodles Aldente
        • Lord Squire Salad Olivier
        • Squire Echo
        • Woman-at-arms Mitch
        • Page Ari the Bed Breaker

Fostering:

• Capt Jack Cross & Usul Blacktongue (For Abiliegh Cross and Sir Pollux)
  

(Because those boys need watching, and I'm only so good! -Abi-)

Noteable accomplishments

Sir Angrist is a Master Monk, and was knighted in the order of the flame by Goldenvale in Events in 1998.

• Knight of the Flame - Knighted in May 199 by Goldenvale
• Currently being stalked by Pollux, cause that dude gets around.

Titles:

• Baronet - Given by Sir Michael Hammer of God -Celestial Kingdom, September 1993
• Marquis - Given by King Sir Moonshine, May 2006
• MILF Knight
• Commissioner of Porcince Affairs House Bacon

Positions:

• Baron Ragnarok August 1993 - February 1994
• Regent Irongate August 1996 - January 1997
• Champion Dark Harbor, March 2006 - May 2006
• Monarch Dark Harbor, May 2006 - September 2006
• Champion of Dark Harbor, September 2006 - March 2007

Masterhoods:

• Master Monk - Given by Sir Hulka Dunglenn, April 1994
• Master Rose - Given by King Samus, May, 1999

Additional Information

• The Ideal
• ORK

"Hi, I'm awesome. True story."