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Dreadlord Sailor Tesstiment Lil' Baby Tiny Knives Kintsugi the Villager Pillager, Mixmaster and Lord Lannister, of Caradoc Hold, Wyvern's Spur, and Knight's Rest



Tesstiment is a legendary cryptid with epic cooking and baking skills. Though her heart long remained loyal to Caradoc Hold, she was in California for a while where she took up with the rascals in Wyvern's Spur, then eventually landed in Knight's Rest.


  • Tesstiment is known among the right circles as Lil' Baby Tiny Knives
  • Tesstiment is also known as Lord Lannister.
  • Tesstiment is a Mixmaster, both for her excellent taste in music and for her excellent improvisational baking skills.
  • Tesstiment is a Villager Pillager. She pillages villages.
  • Tesstiment has probably been playing Amtgard longer than you.
  • Tesstiment is Glyn's younger sibling.
  • Tesstiment once paid dues with a bag of assorted coins.
  • Tesstiment is badass and will fight you.
  • Tesstiment is also a creep and will creep on you.
  • Tesstiment baked the first ever cupcakes, which were all eaten by Sassafras. She then forgot how to make them for four hundred long, cupcake-less years, until she remembered again. This cupcake-less time is known as The Great Cupcake Forgettal.
  • Tesstiment is Bowen's Biggest Fan
  • Tesstiment was the last Baron and first Duke of Knight's Rest, as she was in office when the park was promoted

Notable Accomplishments

Affiliated Groups

Belted Family

Tesstiment is also squired to Sir Ke$ha. Butts.

Positions Held

  • Guildmaster of Cooks, Caradoc Hold, June 2010 - December 2010
  • Guildmaster of Butts, Caradoc Hold, December 2012 - Forever
  • Guildmaster of Cooks, Caradoc Hold, December 2012 - June 2013
  • Guildmaster of Butts, Wyvern's Spur, May 2015 - Forever
  • Baron/Duke of Knight's Rest - June 2022 - December 2022
  • Regent of Tal Dagore - January 2023 - July 2023

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