Staccatto Toccata

Staccatto Toccata, of the Crimson Sanctum under Westmarch

”Damnit [Staccatto], stop being better at women than me.” -Lord Shadowraith Lykaios

"If her breast has verticies, I'm not down."-Staccatto

"I'm not even mentioned in the Amtwiki... but I betcha people talk about me."

"Ohhhhhhhhh yah."

-Staccatto and Thorin

Biography

Staccatto was introduced to Amtgard in the spring of 2007 as a senior in high school. He played regularly with the Crimson Sanctum throughout his senior year and the summer until he moved to Seattle to attend the University of Washington. In Seattle, he likes to say that he plays once in a while with the boys at the Inland Ocean, but in reality, he's only been there once and hates to ride a bus for several hours just to sling a little foam. Though he once rode the bus for over two hours to go back, only to remember that they meet on Saturday and not Sunday. Since moving to college, Staccatto only really does anything Amtgard-related during his vacations back home, when he plays regularly with the Sanctum.

Notable Accomplishments

• Occasionally writes songs about various people in the shire. Ask him to play you "Dirty Filthy Stinky John" or "Ballad of the Wraith" someday.
• Responsible for updating the heraldry of the Crimson Sanctum after their join with the Kingdom of Dragonspine. Though the actual sketch of the heraldry was done by an artist friend of his, he spearheaded the initiative to get it made and inked and digitized it himself.
• Is coming dangerously close to succeeding in his recent project to get Shadowraith so exasperated that he cries.

Songs Composed by Staccatto

• Dirty Filthy Stinky John
• Ballad of the Wraith
• Lalailom the Lusty Wench
• Hero of the Sanctum

More Information

I come off as a bit of an arrogant jerk almost all of the time. Sorry about that; it's more of an act than anything. I like to play the bard and, in my head, that includes a bit of mockery and playful ribbing. If it really bothers you, you can talk to me about it. When push comes to shove, I like to think I'm pretty good at putting my nose to the grindstone and getting things done. I do have a genuine, profound respect for many, though I usually prefer to express it by giving them a hard time.

My pre-game music is The Book of Heavy Metal by Dream Evil. I'll ocassionally imagine myself killing lots and lots of faceless enemies in an elaborate Dynasty Warrior style fight scene set to one of the songs from that album if I feel I need to get pumped up. My theme music is M.O.M. (Man or Mouse) by the same band.

Heraldry

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