Link MacAbee
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MaA Link MacAbee, of the freehold of Mistyvale
”I lost the game”
Biography
Son to Lord Collin the Red & Lady Tamara MacAbee in Citrus Heights, CA. It is his boredom during a Rocky Horror Picture Show Reunion picnic October, 2008, that brought Clan MacAbee to Amtgard. He notice the small group hitting each other with comical weapons. He went over then begged his parents to sign the release. At only 10 years old, the Prince of Westmarch himself needed to approve him.
He has done everything in his power to attend. Even when visiting grandparents in San Jose he attended Ashen Spire rather than miss a week. He is (still) studding his own armor.
He was belted to Lord Collin the Red as a Page in July of 2009.
True Story of Link the Brave[1] as told by Lurker
So there I am at Clan. The new site has some sort of disc golf course, and just to throw out something new and original, the autocrat team decides to run an archery tournament using the disc golf goals. Most of the goals are about 500 feet away. There are tons of 50' tall trees, they are everywhere. Naturally, unlike frisbees, which can hover along the ground, arrows, which are intended to be lobbed, present obvious problems for this competition.
Anyway, we split the people into parties of four. My group is supposed to play last. The idea was we send in group one, wait ten minutes, send out group two, wait ten minutes, then my group would go out and play.
One guy on my team has decided he's going to not-page some other guy's 12-year-old son. This kid is now carrying the gear for our entire group. This includes a twelve-pack of beer, and about thirty arrows. Also, my 2-liter of coca cola. He's really excited to be helping.
Team one goes out. Ten minute later, team two goes out. Thirty minutes later, our team goes out. We bump into team two, who is waiting on team one, at hole one. This staggering thing didn't work out so well. What happened was some guy on team one shot an arrow into a tree. Naturally, considering himself a good bowman, he shoots another arrow into the tree to get the first one out. He keeps repeating this for like 10 minutes. Eventually, my group(minus dude and not-page) play through, but that's not what this story is about.
Stuck Arrow Guy, who turns out to be Quiet, keeps shooting arrows into the tree to get his first one out. He does knock some of them out. About fourty shots in, other dude from my team who stayed behind starts shooting at the arrows too. They run out of arrows. There are now fifty or so arrows stuck in this tree, and they are now like half an hour behind all the other arrow-golfers. They start throwing rocks in. This proves futile. Quiet tries to climb the tree. It turns out monks can not climb. Other guy tries to climb tree. He's too fat. What are they to do?
Naturally, they boost not-page into the tree and he starts climbing. So now, to remedy this tree with fifty arrows in it, they have sent some dude's 12-year-old son climbing up a 50 foot pine tree. He's still got the beer tucked into his belt. He knocks most of the arrows out, but unfortunately, there are a couple he can't reach. He throws a beer at one to get it down. He gets yelled at. He knocks another down with my 2-liter of coke that he still had. How this kid ever carried so much stuff in his belt, I will never know. The last arrow(the first one fired) is on a branch which is not close to the center of the tree. To avoid the kid having to climb out to the side and risk falling off, Quiet and Other Dude start shooting arrows back at the last arrow to get it down. They hit the kid a bunch. This plan is clearly not working. A few minutes later, a gust of wind knocks the last arrow out... only for it to promptly break during its descent. The kid rips a monstrous hole in his pants on the way down. The stragglers continue playing and Quiet eventually wins the tournament by 3 points. Fuck that guy.
Not-some-guys-page was in fact Link Paged to then Lord Collin the Red
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Clan MacAbee - Page
Belted Family
Man at Arms to Lord Etah Landshark
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