Akuma Mata
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Akuma Matata Gouken, of Dark Shores, Iron Mountains
”The warrior once known as Lokin Lochnavar, once known as Gladius, once known as Gladius Furia, twice elected to the mandatory janitorial squad on the 5th moon of the Zartan system following the rebellion at gorlach, once known as Mezostophrileas, thrice dwelling in the barren world. High champion of The Morgan, once known as the Followers of Rathma, twice known as The Gathering, once removed from the temple, and currently seeking the lost faiths. Priest to the Descended Angels of Gararathmos, 2nd rider of 7th battalion of the host of Mezomorthos, bearing the title of "Lord of the Bronx elephantos", named Boolabooch Metatarsus, and sometimes, while sparingly, referred to as Anne Heche”-Gabriel
"BE GONE EVIL- DOER!" Raphael to Akuma at Iron Man 2011 (The above picture)
"I'm sure the reason why we have two hands is so we can hold two beers."
"I will bop you in the dick!"
"If the job ain't worth going all out then why order a chesseburger unless there's steak at home?"
"Oh for the love of god..." - Gabriel's response to 70% of Akuma's utterances, actions, and several accumulated religious atrocities.
"I truly think the only person that can control Akuma's insanity is Raphael, maybe." Grail to Scytale at Sir Garik's Coronation.
Biography
Akuma began playing Amtgard solidly in the spring of 2008. He has since become a talented fighter, artisan, and a capable, if not polarizing Sheriff.
Has revitalized his once dead fighter company into a newly formed Household, known as House Hearalds of the Nephilim. The household deals primarily with the Arts and Sciences. Usually house members show up to Akuma's appartment, give him good ideas and they watch in amazment as he presses out weapons and garb. For info on joining the household talk to Akuma. He likes having worshipers.
Obsessed with any and all things phallic.
Affiliated Groups
Belted Family
Notable Accomplishments
Dark Shores 4th reign Dragonmaster Dark Shores 5th reign Weapon Master and Dragon Master
He is Sir Raphael's crudely constructed shadow
He is Canadian.
Has been seen with some really messed up haircuts. Most notably, the broccoli tuft on the forehead with the mangy stubble patches as debuted at the first Olympus coronation.
Is single handedly responsible for the destruction of our previous park. Full details on the incident, can be viewed on the info page for House Keep It Away.
As punishment for his borderline insane number of name changes, at the beginning of his second term Sheriff Gabriel Viridian imposed the surname "Matata" upon him, for the duration of Akuma's term as Champion. He has apparently grown attached to said burden, and has elected to keep it.
Has an uncanny knack for pissing people off for long periods of time.
Loves nut shots. 1. Almost made Intesif puke by pole arm to the nuts. 2. Has struck Grail hard enough to flatten one his testicels. Both of these atrocities to man hood happened with polearms.
Is the reason why the rum is always gone.
Is the owner of multiple polearms all of which are responsible for a vast majority of the nut shots in Dark Shores. -His speed pole, newly named "The Blue Squirrel" by Kupe, delivered a nut strike to fellow park member Intesif which the populace factored out to have struck in excess of 10- 15 times with a single blow, causing him to nearly vomit and kept him on the ground for about 15 minutes. Sir Raphael and Man at Arms Lumpy visited and witnessed this atrocity of man hood mutilation.
His favorite polearm, made by Warlordsports.com, is responsible for Grail to seek a cup and learn better foot work. This polearm is now named "The Pecker Wrecker."
