Wokou

Wokou is a crazy little place on E-sam. Nuff said.

The editor would like to note that this page will be updated as erratically as Wokou itself. Enjoy.

Wokou's "'Twas the Night before Christmas"

Written by Asmund, with a fair bit of help from Abi

‘Twas the night before Christmas
And all through forum
Not a creature was stirring
There was just nothin’ for ‘em

We all were at parties
Be we atheist, Christian or Jew
Except for the lame-oids
(I think we all know who)

Then down in Wokou
There arose such a din
That I rushed to the lap top
And logged myself “in”

I feared ‘twas a “nuke”
“Attention Retards: You’re Toast”
But instead what I found
Was eight shiny new posts

A thread to determine
“Are You Naughty Or Nice”
Another discussing
“Which Elf Chick Would Entice”

A thread to assign
Gag gifts to us all
And a role-playing thread
Set at the island’s mall

One for “Casca Cooks Reindeer”
Yum, Blitzen patties
And “Why Flare Hates Christmas”
(Hint: Santa’s a fatty)

“Polar Geography”
(At least Roger might care)
And Youtube Christmas clips
For us all to share

Slowly others crept in
To see what all was the hap’s
I declined to point out
“WE HAVE NO LIFE” in all caps

There was joking from Kane
Most at Feral's expense
There were edits from Grendel
Not all making sense

The gag-gifts were thread jacked
By Abi and Tink
And Itsari kept giving
The elves internet winks

It was a Christmas Eve raucous
In true Wokou style
As everyone gathered
On our little isle

While the rest of E-Sam
Was quiet and calm
Wokouvians vowed
To go all night long

I spent a few minutes there
Browsing with glee
Then my wife started calling
"Come drink with me!"

My party was waiting
But Wokou left me in stitches
So before I logged off
I wrote "Merry Christmas, my bitches"