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==Dead Weights==
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==Dead Weights, Formal Arch-Enemies of The [[Chosen]]==
''”If you think you can beat us, you can.”''
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''”Trust me, if we wanted to poison you, we'd already be dead.”''
  
 
===Biography of Group===
 
===Biography of Group===
Started by [[Riven Asayri]] and [[Tenebrae]], the Dead Weights are all about coming together to die together.
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Started by [[Riven Asayri]] and [[Tenebrae]], the Dead Weights are all about coming together to die together.  Arguably the most exclusive fighting company in Amtgard. The Dead Weights goal is to become [[Saracens|a rolling pile of corpses so large it continues to roll others into it, similar to the Katamari games]].
  
 
===Catchphrases===
 
===Catchphrases===
Bring in the Dead Weights is a lifelong commitment - it's a good thing we don't live that long.
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If you think you can beat us, you can.
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Failtality!
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Being in the Dead Weights is a lifelong commitment - it's a good thing we don't live that long.
  
 
If it ain't broke, we'll fix that!
 
If it ain't broke, we'll fix that!
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Don't ruin my fun! .... Or do. We don't care.
  
 
===Company Standards===
 
===Company Standards===
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* [[Riven Asayri]] of [[Iron Springs]]
 
* [[Riven Asayri]] of [[Iron Springs]]
 
* [[Tenebrae]] of [[Iron Springs]]
 
* [[Tenebrae]] of [[Iron Springs]]
* [[Arco Briarbow]] of [[Iron Springs]]
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* [[Arco]] of [[Iron Springs]]
 
* [[Takhisis]] of [[Iron Springs]]
 
* [[Takhisis]] of [[Iron Springs]]
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* [[Kwon]] of [[Radiant Valley]]
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* [[Kaladia al'Delnar]] of [[Emerald Academy]] (current captain)
  
 
===Ex-Dead Weights===
 
===Ex-Dead Weights===
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* [[Walberan]] of [[Emerald Academy]] (honorary)
 
* [[Walberan]] of [[Emerald Academy]] (honorary)
 
* [[Pahyum]] of [[Iron Springs]] (honorary)
 
* [[Pahyum]] of [[Iron Springs]] (honorary)
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===Wannabe Recruits===
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For some inexplicable reason...
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* [[Sporky]] of [[Iron Springs]]
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* [[Krough]] of [[Madoc's Keep]]
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* [[Soulless Rose]] of [[Souls Crossing]]
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* [[Valkyrie Nystrom Armstrong]] of [[Iron Springs]]
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* [[Vashiren]] of [[Mechia]]
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* [[Neek]] of [[Iron Springs]]
  
 
===Notable Accomplishments===
 
===Notable Accomplishments===
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* Called "Dead" without being hit at War on Faerie II (and another member subsequently fell into laughter so much that she also had to call "Dead")
 
* Called "Dead" without being hit at War on Faerie II (and another member subsequently fell into laughter so much that she also had to call "Dead")
 
* Became Arch-Enemies with the [[Chosen]] at Aftershock 2017
 
* Became Arch-Enemies with the [[Chosen]] at Aftershock 2017
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* Invented "OctoDIE" in collaboration with Acorn of Belegarth at the AnS Symposium 2017 (and failed at it so badly that we had to create new rules to make it easier)
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* Joined the Crown in the Soul's Crossing Raid of 2017, nearly causing them to lose
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* Planted a spy in the monarchy at Onward to Canterbury 2017
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* Accidentally gained a new member while attempting to poison the [[Chosen]] (again) at [[Gathering of the Clans]]
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* Somehow managed to autocrat a smooth event... but nearly lost a gift from our arch-nemeses at [[Winter's Edge]]'s first kingdom event, Festival of Triumph
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* Failed to assassinate even a single [[Chosen]] at [[Keep on the Borderlands]]
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* Tricked the incoming monarchy into making us the official guard for the reign at Crystalline Chronicles VII
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* Failed to protect the king and were murdered by a member's own dagger at AnS Symposium 2018
  
 
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[[category:Companies]]
 
[[category:Companies]]
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Latest revision as of 04:00, 9 June 2024

Dead Weights, Formal Arch-Enemies of The Chosen

”Trust me, if we wanted to poison you, we'd already be dead.”

Biography of Group

Started by Riven Asayri and Tenebrae, the Dead Weights are all about coming together to die together. Arguably the most exclusive fighting company in Amtgard. The Dead Weights goal is to become a rolling pile of corpses so large it continues to roll others into it, similar to the Katamari games.

Catchphrases

If you think you can beat us, you can.

Failtality!

Being in the Dead Weights is a lifelong commitment - it's a good thing we don't live that long.

If it ain't broke, we'll fix that!

Don't ruin my fun! .... Or do. We don't care.

Company Standards

Official Colors: Red, black, white

"Unofficial" Colors: Blue, purple, reddish orangeish, anything that looks like a bruise

Patron Saint: Kylo Ren

Battle Cry: "I will finish what you started!" -dies-

Members

Ex-Dead Weights

You know, the people who are too good for us.

Wannabe Recruits

For some inexplicable reason...

Notable Accomplishments

  • Died during Crystalline Chronicles VI
  • Died at Blood Moon Harvest 2016
  • Called "Dead" without being hit at War on Faerie II (and another member subsequently fell into laughter so much that she also had to call "Dead")
  • Became Arch-Enemies with the Chosen at Aftershock 2017
  • Invented "OctoDIE" in collaboration with Acorn of Belegarth at the AnS Symposium 2017 (and failed at it so badly that we had to create new rules to make it easier)
  • Joined the Crown in the Soul's Crossing Raid of 2017, nearly causing them to lose
  • Planted a spy in the monarchy at Onward to Canterbury 2017
  • Accidentally gained a new member while attempting to poison the Chosen (again) at Gathering of the Clans
  • Somehow managed to autocrat a smooth event... but nearly lost a gift from our arch-nemeses at Winter's Edge's first kingdom event, Festival of Triumph
  • Failed to assassinate even a single Chosen at Keep on the Borderlands
  • Tricked the incoming monarchy into making us the official guard for the reign at Crystalline Chronicles VII
  • Failed to protect the king and were murdered by a member's own dagger at AnS Symposium 2018

  • Orkicon.jpg - No ORK found