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''”It's like watching paint dry. Angry, indifferent, paint that loathes you.” -Tiny, displaying his learned opinion of existentialism.'' | ''”It's like watching paint dry. Angry, indifferent, paint that loathes you.” -Tiny, displaying his learned opinion of existentialism.'' | ||
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===Biography=== | ===Biography=== | ||
Tiny weighs damn near eight thousand pounds, and that tree weren't no bigger'n a matchstick... | Tiny weighs damn near eight thousand pounds, and that tree weren't no bigger'n a matchstick... | ||
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| + | Now, I'm a big guy. So, when I saw Sparhawk bearing down on me with his bow, I ducked behind the nearest tree, a yearling about 3 inches wide. It was a valid strategy. Make Spar choose left or right. Give myself a 50/50 chance. | ||
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| + | That arrow flew at me straight and true, and thunked dead center on that tree. I rejoiced. Sparhawk swore a lot then wandered off the field, presumably to cry. | ||
===Affiliated Groups=== | ===Affiliated Groups=== | ||
Company: [[Crawling Chaos]]~ | Company: [[Crawling Chaos]]~ | ||
===[[Belted Family]]=== | ===[[Belted Family]]=== | ||
| + | Tiny needs no family for his belts. They hold up his pants quite nicely on their own. | ||
===Notable Accomplishments=== | ===Notable Accomplishments=== | ||
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Latest revision as of 21:41, 6 December 2014
Contents
Tiny der Uberhund, of Midnight Sun, Emerald Hills.
”It's like watching paint dry. Angry, indifferent, paint that loathes you.” -Tiny, displaying his learned opinion of existentialism.
Biography
Tiny weighs damn near eight thousand pounds, and that tree weren't no bigger'n a matchstick...
Now, I'm a big guy. So, when I saw Sparhawk bearing down on me with his bow, I ducked behind the nearest tree, a yearling about 3 inches wide. It was a valid strategy. Make Spar choose left or right. Give myself a 50/50 chance.
That arrow flew at me straight and true, and thunked dead center on that tree. I rejoiced. Sparhawk swore a lot then wandered off the field, presumably to cry.
Affiliated Groups
Company: Crawling Chaos~
Belted Family
Tiny needs no family for his belts. They hold up his pants quite nicely on their own.
Notable Accomplishments
Additional Images
- Link to image 1
- Link to image 2
More Information
- Company Website: Crawling Chaos
