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| + | ''"Someone fuzzier than I . . . NOT POSSIBLE!!!"'' -[[Nidalap]] | ||
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| + | ''"He passed out on the floor once and I thought he was a bearskin rug. I laid naked on him for at least an hour"'' -[[Great Runestone Lillywinks]] | ||
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| + | ''"This picture makes this guy look like a stunt man in gay porn films"'' -[[Phoenix Silverclaw]] | ||
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| + | Marshal File #ED46835 | ||
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| + | Little is known of the mysterious druid. Many rumors and speculations is that he was cursed to live forever as a bear, hence all the fur. Quite possibly he is a mutated direbear, direbadger, or diresquirrel. Possible connections to house Tragenoire, though connections are not as strong as they used to be. Also associated with the Dragonblade mercenaries, possibly as a mascot of some type, Further investigation pending. Also suffers from delusions of grandeur. Proficient with polearms, but not a comb. | ||
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| + | Report submitted by (marshals name withheld) | ||
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[[Category: Desert Winds People]][[Category: AmtCard Holder]] | [[Category: Desert Winds People]][[Category: AmtCard Holder]] | ||
Latest revision as of 05:25, 20 July 2020
The most Angry Druid in all of Desert Winds!
"Someone fuzzier than I . . . NOT POSSIBLE!!!" -Nidalap
"He passed out on the floor once and I thought he was a bearskin rug. I laid naked on him for at least an hour" -Great Runestone Lillywinks
"This picture makes this guy look like a stunt man in gay porn films" -Phoenix Silverclaw
Marshal File #ED46835
Little is known of the mysterious druid. Many rumors and speculations is that he was cursed to live forever as a bear, hence all the fur. Quite possibly he is a mutated direbear, direbadger, or diresquirrel. Possible connections to house Tragenoire, though connections are not as strong as they used to be. Also associated with the Dragonblade mercenaries, possibly as a mascot of some type, Further investigation pending. Also suffers from delusions of grandeur. Proficient with polearms, but not a comb.
Report submitted by (marshals name withheld)
