Mishka Thundervoice

Sir Mishka Thundervoice Of the Brown Pants, Troubadour Extraordinaire, Master Jester, Double Master Dragon, and Appointed Big Damned Hero of Granite Spyre, Kingdom of the Wetlands

Here's Mishka. Mishka doesn't care that he can't play Paladin, yet. Mishka is havin' fun. Be like Mishka. -Sir Sebastian_Du_Lac

”He just Aragorned the backline clogging the gatehouse and wall, Helm's Deep style!. - Val, on Mishka hopping a castle wall to attack a flank

Photo credit to Marcella Cook. Meme'd by Sir Sebastian_Du_Lac

Biography

RP: Mishka grew up in a monastery, and simply couldn't stand it there. He'd constantly sneak out, go to the taverns, and cause all kinds of chaos and mischief. When he was old enough, he took it upon himself to go in a "general that way direction" because he had nothing better to do. As he wandered around, he picked up stories and songs from the travelling minstrels he came across, and found a love for bow making. One day he woke up drunk on the outskirts of a growing town called "Ironwood". He figured it was as good a place as any, and decided to live there. He could often be seen screwing something up here or there in the outskirts of Ironwood, because even he knew it'd be a disaster to go into town! He burnt his hut down four separate times through the mixing up of spells, and is currently residing at Raven's Hollow.

Mundane: Mishka started playing in 2009 when Kentigern S'rendi would come to a local park to show him and his friends how to hit each other with foam weapons. He never got any credits or went to official parks because he didn't know it all existed. After a four year absence where he completely forgot about the game, Mishka came back to Ironwood looking for a place to nerd out. He enjoys entertaining the people at park and keeping everything light hearted.

Affiliated Groups

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Belted Family

Sir Lord Covenant of the Scarred Heart

   Sir Mishka Thundervoice
       Squire Stormcrow Giggleshadows
       Sir Singalia
       Squire Rook_Hightower
       Squire Grim_Lycanborn Thundervoice
       Squire Mshak

Notable Accomplishments and Related Foolery

• Voted the Flurbiest Player in all of Amtgard in 2014, along with Lord Hagar Silverdragon (tied for first place). By the time the last vote was in, the two of them individually had nearly as many votes as every other competitor put together.
• R.A. Salvatore himself (Author of the Drizzt Do'Urden books) praised Mishka's bow making skills personally. Ya. Seriously.
• He was the first Bard in the Wetlands granted Paragon under V8 rules. He received it the day he hit fifth level.
• Has been performing magic for twenty four years, alongside mentalism and hypnosis.
• Was awarded his Master Dragon on December 2, 2017.
• Was awarded his tenth Dragon on June 2, 2018. Yes, exactly six months after his Masterhood.
• Knighted as a Serpent Knight on September 14, 2019
• Was awarded his SECOND Master Dragon on June 1, 2024. He earned Orders 1-10 all over in a single reign.
• Is the reason why Ironwood has a "No flipping or tumbling on the battlefield" policy.
• Is the only one who routinely disobeys above policy.
• Once used the incantation "The power of iceball is mine to Force Bolt!". He took a death after that.
• Once made it nearly entirely through an enemy line during a battlegame before anybody realized he didn't have a weapon, himself included. He found out when he squared off against a monk and wondered why his sword wasn't in his hand.
• Jester to the Royal Court of The Wetlands, four terms in a row so far. One of those reigns it was even official.
• Almost entered a Weapon Master.
• In a single battlegame, had his two swords, shield, and bow destroyed by archers in one life.
• Has officially been given the title "Big Damned Hero" by Pope O'Banion
• Is officially a Lord, but identifies as "Yuppy Peasant Plus". Take that as you will.
• Voted Nicest Male in The Kingdom of the Wetlands in 2015
• Voted Best Hero in The Kingdom of the Wetlands in 2015 (Although he's still fairly certain that's all in jest...like Chuck Norris jokes, or the points in Whose Line Is It)
• Voted Nicest Male in the Kingdom of the Wetlands in 2016
• Voted Best Hero in the Kingdom of the Wetlands in 2016 (This joke has gone on long enough, Wetlands...)
• Nominated Nicest Male in the Kingdom of the Wetlands in 2017
• Is a ballista.
• Once served as the Wetland's Guild Master of Peasants.
• Awarded Paragon Peasant December 2, 2017
• Started a peasant rebellion on accident during Wetlands Reign 43. He's not sure how it happened, but it happened, and it happened big.
• Awarded his "Master Jester" October 28, 2017 by Sir Harold Greyseer.

Mishka flipping over the goal while jugging. He missed with the dog skull. Photo credit to Images by D'Arcy.

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