Tesstiment

Page Tesstiment the Villager Pillager, Mixmaster and Lord Lannister, of Caradoc Hold, Goldenvale.

Biography

Tesstiment is so legendary that she doesn't need to play regularly to still be around. She's attending culinary school in Vermont to hone her already epic cooking and baking skills, while her heart remains loyal to Caradoc Hold.

Facts:

• Tesstiment is also known as Lord Lannister.
• Tesstiment is a Mixmaster, both for her excellent taste in music and for her excellent improvisational baking skills.
• Tesstiment is a Villager Pillager. She pillages villages.
• People regularly forget that Tesstiment's been playing Amtgard longer than they have.
• Tesstiment is Glyn's younger sister.
• Tesstiment once went by the name Riley, and was called Riley before Tallow moved to Caradoc and started using the name 'Riley' as her normal name.
• Tesstiment once paid dues with a bag of assorted coins.
• Tesstiment is badass and will fight you.
• Tesstiment is also a creep and will creep on you.
• Tesstiment often wears fairy wings on field because Glyn keeps random things in her car. Like wings.
• Tesstiment will then wear the wings out in public, no matter where they go.
• Tesstiment likes to eat fairies, tho she almost always plays a fairy herself. (Note the pictures below.)
• Tesstiment baked the first ever cupcakes, which were all eaten by Sassafras. She then forgot how to make them for four hundred long, cupcake-less years, until she remembered again. This cupcake-less time is known as The Great Cupcake Forgettal.

Notable Accomplishments

• Awarded the Non-noble title of Mixmaster, Duke Glyn Aidan, Caradoc Hold, March 2013
• Awarded the Non-noble title of Lord Lannister, at Moonshine: A Game of Parks, 2013

Affiliated Groups

• Vishnu's Elbow
• Un-Official Tree Climbers Guild of Caradoc Hold

Belted Family

• Sir Blackhawk
  • Sir Anders
• Dame Esselia
  • Sx. Promethea Kintsugi
    • Sailor Tesstiment Kintsugi
      • Woman at Arms Fiona Fairweather
      • Page Elune Kintsugi Silvervein
      • Page Starburst Kintsugi Emeritus
      • Page Epee Kintsugi Emeritus
      • Man at Arms Laneth Kintsugi-Fen

• • • Squire Bird
    • Squire Lord Ken of Shine
    • Squire Ritari
      • Page Brunthor
      • Page Elghost Longshaft
        • Page Frederick

• • Squire Roywynn
    • Page Talo Grawen
  • Squire Zeuk
    • Man-at-Arms Karigin Adams
    • Page Idun Havone
  • Man-at-Arms Lelouche

Positions Held

• Guildmaster of Cooks, Caradoc Hold, June 2010 - December 2010
• Guildmaster of Butts, Caradoc Hold, December 2012 - Forever

More Information

• ORK for Tesstiment