Jacques le Nebuloso
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Grand Marquis, Belt line Jacques Le Nebuloso, formerly of Silverwater and Darkwater East
”I SHALL PERTHONALLY THCARE YOU TO DEATH”
For some reason all known photographs taken of Jacques have been dark, grainy or blurry.
arguably the best pic of Jacques ever taken, alongside Ahriman ibn Ahrman.
Biography
Jacques Le Nebuloso is a mysterious riddle wrapped up in an enigma. No one, not even his loyal followers truely know who or what he is. They merely follow his EVIL FRENCH commands as best they can and hope not to incure his most extrwaordinary wath.
Affiliated Groups
Captain of the Evil French
Belted Family
Jacques le Nebuloso
Notable Accomplishments
- During a charity Jai-alai tournament for french orphans in 1996, was the last known person to pull off the Four-Wall Chula.
- On the executive board of Red Bicyclette during the unfortunate Pinot Noir Scandall. However, was cleared of all charges while the other 12 executives were found guilty. His name was not even in any of the press articles involving it, and the company to this day denies any knowledge of him.
Disappearance
During an event in 2002, Jacques ordered his accomplices to fetch him some wine. When they returned with a box of Franzia, he flew off into a rage, saying he would get it himself. He stormed off the event site on his moped... and was never seen again. Interpol conducted a lengthy investigation but turned up scant evidence. The only traces found were an unpaid motel bill, along with an unclaimed suitcase containing a large collection of scottish wigs. And a homeless man who turned up with several bottles of Mouton Rothschild '56 and a baked brie in pastry. When questioned as to where he got them, the man claimed he found them abandoned on some train tracks and provided no other useful info. Interpol eventually closed the case, saying it was "mieux laissé non résolu". The Evil French have offered a reward of many snacky-cakes for information leading to his whereabouts.
More Information
Jacques takes part in a Farcical Aquatic Ceremony held by Silverwater at Dragon's Rage III.
- ORK Records: - Jacques' original persona name was "Jacques le Nebuloso de @^^ drop t@ble credits ". This caused an angry Rewth to ban him from the ORK.
