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| − | | + | ===Wokourt Heraldry=== |
| − | | + | http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v56/SilkenSidhe/Random%20Chaos/WokouHeraldry.jpg <br> |
| − | ===Wokou's "'Twas the Night before Christmas"=== | + | ~template by [[Asmund]], colored and translated to Hawaiian by [[Abiliegh Cross|The Abi]] |
| − | ''Written by [[Asmund]], with a fair bit of help from [[Abiliegh Cross|Abi]]''<br>
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| − | ‘Twas the night before Christmas <br>
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| − | And all through forum <br>
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| − | Not a creature was stirring <br>
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| − | There was just nothin’ for ‘em <br>
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| − | We all were at parties <br>
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| − | Be we atheist, Christian or Jew <br>
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| − | Except for the lame-oids <br>
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| − | (I think we all know who) <br>
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| − | Then down in Wokou <br>
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| − | There arose such a din <br>
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| − | That I rushed to the lap top <br>
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| − | And logged myself “in” <br>
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| − | I feared ‘twas a “nuke” <br>
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| − | “Attention Retards: You’re Toast”<br>
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| − | But instead what I found <br>
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| − | Was eight shiny new posts <br>
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| − | A thread to determine <br>
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| − | “Are You Naughty Or Nice” <br>
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| − | Another discussing <br>
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| − | “Which Elf Chick Would Entice”<br>
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| − | A thread to assign<br>
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| − | Gag gifts to us all <br>
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| − | And a role-playing thread <br>
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| − | Set at the island’s mall <br>
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| − | One for “[[Casca]] Cooks Reindeer” <br>
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| − | Yum, Blitzen patties <br>
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| − | And “Why [[Flare]] Hates Christmas”<br>
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| − | (Hint: Santa’s a fatty) <br>
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| − | “Polar Geography” <br>
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| − | (At least [[Roger]] might care)<br>
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| − | And Youtube Christmas clips <br>
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| − | For us all to share <br>
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| − | <br>
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| − | Slowly others crept in<br>
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| − | To see what all was the hap’s <br>
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| − | I declined to point out <br>
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| − | “WE HAVE NO LIFE” in all caps <br>
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| − | There was joking from [[Kane]] <br>
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| − | Most at [[Feral|Feral's]] expense <br>
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| − | There were edits from [[Grendel Vetra Skald|Grendel]]<br>
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| − | Not all making sense <br>
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| − | <br>
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| − | The gag-gifts were thread jacked <br>
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| − | By [[Abiliegh Cross|Abi]] and [[Tink]]<br>
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| − | And [[Itsari]] kept giving <br>
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| − | The elves internet winks <br>
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| − | It was a Christmas Eve raucous <br>
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| − | In true Wokou style <br>
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| − | As everyone gathered <br>
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| − | On our little isle <br>
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| − | <br>
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| − | While the rest of [[E-Sam]]<br>
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| − | Was quiet and calm <br>
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| − | Wokouvians vowed <br>
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| − | To go all night long<br>
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| − | <br>
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| − | I spent a few minutes there<br>
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| − | Browsing with glee <br>
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| − | Then my wife started calling <br>
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| − | "Come drink with me!" <br>
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| − | <br>
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| − | My party was waiting <br>
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| − | But Wokou left me in stitches <br>
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| − | So before I logged off <br>
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| − | I wrote "Merry Christmas, my bitches"
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