Squinty

Báró Squinty Footlong of Radiant Valley, Winter's Edge, Neverwinter

”Squishy? Sticky? Squinty!”

Biography

Squinty first became a player soon after the creation of the Shire of Radiant Valley. He took a few years off after the park's numbers dwindled to almost nothing. After the rebuilding of the park by Darth Bunch, he came back and has been a loyal member ever since. In recent times, he has taken an active role in the principality with the aspiration of turning Winter's Edge into a real kingdom.

Also, Squinty is a gypsy. Because of this, his eyesight is pretty terrible, especially at night. Do not let him reeve... anything.

Affiliated Groups

• Lantern of the Green Lantern Corp.
• Vice President, Footlong Sandwich Measurement Experts LLC.

Belted Line

• Baron Squinty Footlong
  • Page Rabbit Junk Footlong
• Count Subway Footlong
  • Page Jarek Footlong

Formerly Paged to Count Subway. Belt was respectfully dropped, but Squinty intends to keep the Footlong family name.

Notable Accomplishments

• Prime Minister of the Principality of Winter's Edge, Winter 2010 - Summer 2011
• Prime Minister of the Principality of Winter's Edge, Summer 2010 - Winter 2010
• Treasurer of the Principality of Winter's Edge, Winter 2009 - Summer 2010
• Guildmaster of Reeves of the Principality of Winter's Edge, Spring 2010 - Summer 2010
• Held the positions of Sheriff and Chancellor of Radiant Valley
• Current taskmaster of the Winter's Edge Corpora Committee
• Title of Baron (Hungarian: Báró)

More Information

• Few can claim the honor of having seen Squinty without a hat or bandanna on his head.
  
• Squinty hates the sun. The aperture of his eyes has nothing to do with vision clarity.

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