Smaug

"My armour is like tenfold shields, my teeth are swords, my claws spears, the shock of my tail a thunderbolt, my wings a hurricane, and my breath death!" - The Hobbit, Ch. 12 'Inside Information'.

== == SMAUG! == ==

This Smaug is a terrifying 55 pound Chinese Shar-Pei. She has a mouth like Godzilla that can destroy a couch during a standard eight hour work day. Smaug has been privy to be included in two separate kingdoms' courts. Most recently, Empress Talisin's court in August of 2007.

It was rumored that she was knighted in a private ceremony just before Raphael stepped down from his final time as king of the Burning Lands.

Managed to throw up on a Emerald Hills Copora, which was ok because "We weren't using it"