Smaug

"My armour is like tenfold shields, my teeth are swords, my claws spears, the shock of my tail a thunderbolt, my wings a hurricane, and my breath death!" - The Hobbit, Ch. 12 'Inside Information'.

This Smaug was a terrifying 55 pound Chinese Shar-Pei. She had a mouth like Godzilla that can destroy a couch during a standard eight hour work day. Smaug has been privy to be included in two separate kingdoms' courts. Most recently, Empress Talisin's court in August of 2007.

It was rumoured that she was knighted in a private ceremony just before Raphael stepped down from his final time as king of the Burning Lands.

Managed to throw up on a Emerald Hills Copora during an Olympus Corpora comitee meeting, which was ok because "We weren't using it."

• On January 16th, Smaug won 23 fights in a row during and epic iron man style tournament. Keiser was the much bigger and lankier of the two.

In January of 2009, she was also deemed the Meanest Bard in Amtgard.