Piper Lesonette

Lady Squire Piper Lesonette, Barony of Bandit Flats East, under the Kingdom of Crystal Groves

"I mean you don't take any shit, but you don't come back with this big catty retard storm like so many people are fond of" -Potato

"It was TOO MUCH for Piper. MORE than she could TAKE." -Asmund

"Of course, Piper needs to carry around a cork screw...never know when the knight wants to open a bottle of wine or perform an emergency tracheotomy." -Sir Angrist

"I'm probably alone in this, but I find toast exciting." -The woman herself.

Wolfafa: "Why is there a tire iron in the flower bed?"

Piper: "Because we roll like that."

"Wait...what? Don't judge me..."

Biography

Squire to Sir Angrist, Piper originated in the Kingdom of Crystal Groves. In 2008, Piper worked with others to found Black Flame, which is now defunct. She currently resides in Barony of Bandit Flats East.

She enjoys sailing, drinking, ordering people around, telling her knight "no," and singing, especially when she's drunk. Fortunately it's good singing, or she wouldn't have ANY respect. She keeps company with the rest of her belted family most of the time, and her fighting company, Kabal, where she is the Service Branch General at Bandit Flats East. Although she fights, her favorite aspects of Amtgard are Service, and RP.

Her Page, Sylvia Sly, is, in fact, her mini-me, and her twin is Grognak, notorious as the greatest scout EVER! In 2010, she married Jynx Mercades.

She was given the title of Lady on February 28, 2010, by Sheriff Lady Leena, via Empress Katrina. Angrist was present and happy though he was, he was also irritated because he didn't know a thing about it. But he did promote her to Squire from WaA not too long after on March 9, 2010, after she had spent the evening running off at the mouth to jackasses...like she does.

Affiliated Groups

• Flaming Dragons cooks guild
• House Bacon
• Black Cross Pirates
• Kabal
• House of HOPS
• Bottlejocks

Belted Family

• Sir Calvin MacDruen (Flame: 1992)
  • Sir Angrist Galvorn (Flame: 1998)
    • Dame Willow Dreammaker (Flame: 2002)
      • Man-at-Arms Jabowa
    • Page Quispt Sobel
    • Squire Jenos (Inactive)
    • Ser Eliessi
      • Squire Lyle Wellby
      • Squire Andromeda
      • Man at Arms Yenir (Inactive)
      • Woman at Arms Lady Encaterina
        • Page Scoops
      • Page Kyus Sindacco
      • Page Alhert
      • Duke Syr Noodles Aldente
        • Lord Squire Salad Olivier
        • Squire Echo
        • Woman-at-arms Mitch
        • Page Ari the Bed Breaker

Notable Accomplishments

• Prime Minister (Black Flame), September 2008 - November 2008
• Regent (Black Flame), September 2007 - March 2008
• Regent (Black Flame), March 2007 - September 2007

Additional Images

More Information

• Personal Website - on Myspace
• Company Website

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